Marriage is a double edged Leek...

J_Curd

J_Curd

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Step 1 - Lose G-10 Leek, favorite EDC

Step 2 - Call wife at ER, bug her to provide the location of said Leek, because I wouldnt lose such a valuable tool (and emphasize that she got it for me for Xmas last year)

Step 3 - Wife denial, and a 6 hour search all over hells half acre trying to find my precious.

Step 4 - Depression, resignation of a lost soldier.

Step 5 - Moving on, go purchase D2 Leek and love it more that the G-10, slim, sharp sexy. Justify purchase with wife because I "gotta have a leeK"

Step 6 - Wife says honey look what I found...she cleaned my dresser of some junk and just so happened to throw my Leek in the bag...

Step 7 - Elation overwhelms anger, so who cradling my G-10 Leek I decide that strangling my wife is a bad idea, since she has redeemed herself, and I justified getting a CB D2.

...my wife needs to misplace more knives...
 
Of course you realize that now you have a _collection_ of leeks, and must keep adding to it :)
 
Put the D2 blade on the G10 scales... :)

Either way, 2 is better than 1.
 
Yes indeed J,
Now that the collection has begun(yes, two Leeks does qualify as a collection):D, you must begin your "QUEST FOR THE REST"!!!

Here is a SMALL sample of what you are going to need;) One of my many "Leek Wheels".
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Jon
 
Oh, I for got to say that the optimum number of leeks can be deteermined by applying the following formula:

O = n + 1

Where
O is the optimum number of leeks, and
n is the mnumber that you currently have
 
Anything not wood, steel or black is DQ'd from my list, but a Damascus Leek could be in the future, as would any Ti variant if ever re-released.
 
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