Match the product to its warning label

[Skeletor]

These are real, making it all the more funny.
Products:
An electric cattle prod
A bag of Fritos
Cheap rubber ball toy
A package of dice
A chainsaw manual
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 rifle
Instructions for an elec. thermometer
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up
Baby stroller
Household iron
deodorant
sharpening stone
a box of rat poison
a blanket from Taiwan
a fireplace log

Warnings:
Remove plastic before eating
Warning-Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice
Caution-Risk of fire
Do not spray in eyes
For use on animals only
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
knives are sharp
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
Do not use orally after using rectally
Warning-Misuse may cause injury or death
Chocking Hazard-This toy is a small ball
Remove child before folding
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand
Never iron clothes while they are being worn
Not for human consumption

 

[Steven Roos]

Originally posted by Skeletor
An electric cattle prod - For use on animals only
A bag of Fritos - Warning-Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice
Cheap rubber ball toy - Chocking Hazard-This toy is a small ball
A package of dice - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
A chainsaw manual - Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 rifle - Warning-Misuse may cause injury or death
Instructions for an elec. thermometer - Do not use orally after using rectally
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up - Remove plastic before eating
Baby stroller - Remove child before folding
Household iron - Never iron clothes while they are being worn
deodorant - Do not spray in eyes
sharpening stone - knives are sharp
a box of rat poison - Not for human consumption
a blanket from Taiwan - Not to be used as protection from a tornado
a fireplace log - Caution-Risk of fire

How is that?

 

[Bill Martino]

Crazy stuff.