Dunner
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This morning I was heading out for the daily grind of a salesman. I had been suffering from this INFIction for weeks...maybe months and had almost let it dull my senses. I was fueling up and decided to check to see if the Heavy Dutys had showed up at the company store yet...I had not lost the edge competely.
You need to understand the extent of my depravity before I go any further. See, I saved the available knives page of the Busse Company Store as a favorite in the browser on my cell phone so I could keep an eye out for a good fix.
I waited patiently while that tiny page to load up as I had checked so many times before to no avail. The HD's were in
!!! I headed out of the gas station displaying all the techniques I had learned in the Starsky & Hutch school of driving on my way back home to put in my order for a couple Heavy Dutys.
What a relief....but, relief for how long I wonder
This is such a hard disease to keep at bay with such irregular dosing!
Now I turn this compulsion toward the mailbox...
You need to understand the extent of my depravity before I go any further. See, I saved the available knives page of the Busse Company Store as a favorite in the browser on my cell phone so I could keep an eye out for a good fix.
I waited patiently while that tiny page to load up as I had checked so many times before to no avail. The HD's were in

What a relief....but, relief for how long I wonder

Now I turn this compulsion toward the mailbox...