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SOLD!!!
Hi. My name's Billy. I'm just a shade under 8 1/2 inches long in my shrunken state, and 21 inches long fully erect. I'm good to keep under the driver's seat of your car for those times when you get into a fender bender and the other guy is six-seven, looks like a body builder, and is in the midst of roid rage. Or when your friendly local gangbanger decides it might be fun to jack your car. With you in it.
I'm sure you could think of a few other situations where I might come in handy. With your favorite knife in one hand and me in the other, someone would have to be really really tough or really really stupid to mess with you. Most people are neither that tough nor that stupid.
I'm made of heavy-gauge steel and come with a diamond-textured, rubberized handle that's grippy as glue. You don't even have to open me up to teach a foe a few manners. One good bop in my closed position and you'll be hearing "Yes sir" and "No sir" and "I'm sorry, sir" till it's coming out of your ears. And if you decide to wrap your hand tightly around me and throw a punch, your knuckles will feel like they're made of brass.
Of course, if you want to whip me out of my cordura nylon belt-looped sheath and give a sharp downward thrust, I'll telescope out to my nearly two-foot length, just right for teaching the neighborhood doberman who's the boss. One good shot and that mean little doggie will take off like a greyhound after a rabbit in the opposite direction whenever you appear from then on.
But really, I'm in my prime in your non-knife hand as a back-up to your blade of choice. Just you, your knife, and me--an invincible combo.
Take me to live in your car for only $60 including shipping CONUS. Heck, you probably paid more than that for your Inova flashlight. The guy who's selling me prefers PayPal (he'll eat the 3%) but will take an MO. Do yourself a favor: Let me make your day.
To ask a question or close the deal, write to chesanow@optonline.net
Hi. My name's Billy. I'm just a shade under 8 1/2 inches long in my shrunken state, and 21 inches long fully erect. I'm good to keep under the driver's seat of your car for those times when you get into a fender bender and the other guy is six-seven, looks like a body builder, and is in the midst of roid rage. Or when your friendly local gangbanger decides it might be fun to jack your car. With you in it.
I'm sure you could think of a few other situations where I might come in handy. With your favorite knife in one hand and me in the other, someone would have to be really really tough or really really stupid to mess with you. Most people are neither that tough nor that stupid.
I'm made of heavy-gauge steel and come with a diamond-textured, rubberized handle that's grippy as glue. You don't even have to open me up to teach a foe a few manners. One good bop in my closed position and you'll be hearing "Yes sir" and "No sir" and "I'm sorry, sir" till it's coming out of your ears. And if you decide to wrap your hand tightly around me and throw a punch, your knuckles will feel like they're made of brass.
Of course, if you want to whip me out of my cordura nylon belt-looped sheath and give a sharp downward thrust, I'll telescope out to my nearly two-foot length, just right for teaching the neighborhood doberman who's the boss. One good shot and that mean little doggie will take off like a greyhound after a rabbit in the opposite direction whenever you appear from then on.
But really, I'm in my prime in your non-knife hand as a back-up to your blade of choice. Just you, your knife, and me--an invincible combo.
Take me to live in your car for only $60 including shipping CONUS. Heck, you probably paid more than that for your Inova flashlight. The guy who's selling me prefers PayPal (he'll eat the 3%) but will take an MO. Do yourself a favor: Let me make your day.
To ask a question or close the deal, write to chesanow@optonline.net
