Megalodon??

[KnifeAddictAK]

Okay.. stuck at work as usual and screwing around, I came across the Megalodon. Any chance we may see some of these down the road or are they not possible due to circumstances?

 

[Progunner]

It was my understanding that these would be a major pain to reproduce. Rumor has it that a very stealthy Uber Hog commissioned the Megalodon for his collection. I would personally consider trading my first born for this baby, but I surmise that the owner will not take me up on that offer, so I suppose I shall keep my boy. He's nearly a year old any way, his bad habits are already presenting themselves.

Look over at the Swamp for something similarly interesting.

 

[idahoskunk]

It takes a Busse Hog to make a Woman feel like a Woman...

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Busse Hog stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt......one button at a time.

.......No one moves.

.......He removes his shirt.

.......Muscles ripple across his chest.

......She gasps...

.......He whispers...

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

 

[Progunner]

It takes a Busse Hog to make a Woman feel like a Woman...

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Busse Hog stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt......one button at a time.

.......No one moves.

.......He removes his shirt.

.......Muscles ripple across his chest.

......She gasps...

.......He whispers...

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

Oh Damn! LMMFAO!

 

[jublix]

to cool. wish I could meet that woman./

 

[thatmguy]

Stinky, you never cease to amuse..........

 

[nyresq]

HA!!!!!

funny.... I don't think my girlfriend would laugh though... so thats another joke I can laugh about untill she says "whats so funny" then I say.. "nothing dear"... I seem to have alot of those lately from this place...



Skunk, you have some classics