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Only 3 hours to go here for Christmas day..
I hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas and gets lots of sharp presents.
I know how you folks are having a cold white Christmas, so Ill leave you with a list for our Aussie Christmas weather.
a.. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
b.. Hot water comes out of both taps.
c.. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
iron.
d.. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
e.. You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
f.. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
g.. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
h.. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
i.. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
j.. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
k.. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them
from laying hard-boiled eggs.
l.. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
m.. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
n.. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
o.. You catch a cold from having the air conditioner full blast while you sleep during the night.
p.. You learn that the local Mall isn't a shopping centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning
I hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas and gets lots of sharp presents.
I know how you folks are having a cold white Christmas, so Ill leave you with a list for our Aussie Christmas weather.
a.. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
b.. Hot water comes out of both taps.
c.. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
iron.
d.. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
e.. You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
f.. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
g.. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
h.. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
i.. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
j.. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
k.. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them
from laying hard-boiled eggs.
l.. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
m.. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
n.. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
o.. You catch a cold from having the air conditioner full blast while you sleep during the night.
p.. You learn that the local Mall isn't a shopping centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning
