Message to Cobalt from Rusty

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Rusty is in Reno and called me and asked me to post this message for Cobalt since he does not have access to his computer:

Cobalt, I am having a lot of fun shopping in Reno.

signed, Rusty

I have done my duty as messenger.

Uncle Bill
 
Well, Rusty, I have more than enough fun shopping over the telephone. hehe.

Bill, you better not sell him the Ivory khukuri. That little guy figures he can get in good with you by visiting and talking you out of the Ivory. Don't trust him Bill, he is wanted in 5 different states for stealing ivory out of museums. hehe
 
Bill, be on the alert! Known felons are gathering all the ivory handled khukuris they can steal to corner the market. Anyone using the name RUSTY or COBALT asking pointed questions regarding these knives should be avoided. To keep your 'ivory' safe from harm send it to me immediately (I'll even pay the shipping. Hell, I'll drive up there and get it).

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JP
 
*********NEWS FLASH**********

The notorious midnight stealer has escaped from county Jail. He is famous for scamming innocent business owners who deal in foreign made high quality items. He will pose as your friend, but beware, he is no friend. His name is John "Ivory Man" Powell. His nickname comes from when he was in Africa poaching elephants for Ivory. The local authorities busted his gang but he got away only to be caught in America. He was able to escape with the help of an acomplice that goes by the name RUSTY. Not much is not about the pairs wereabouts. The local police has stated that several retirement homes have been broken into and false teeth stolen. There is nothing that this pair won't do for Ivory, false or real.

 
Busted!!! And after I was nice enough to offer a safe refuge in my home for the khukuris your bride didn't happen to find when she was rifling your safe...there is no honour among thieves anymore.

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JP
 
Well,ya`all can`t add the Ghost to this nefarious list because he really isn`t here. I`m here but,I`m not here. And, if you understand that,you have worked for the govt.

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Listen Spook, don't even try and Horn(hehe) in on the ivory argument! Capiche!
 
Absolute slander COBALT. Of course you'd get them back (eventually). GHOSTSIX, some of my more successful 'visits' to Indian Country happened when I wasn't even there. And some things that happened in the 'western annex' of IV Corps (read west of Parrot's Beak) never happened due to clerical errors. Imagine that...

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JP
 
We don`t get mad John,we get even.Just kidding Cobalt.I spent a lot of time in N.1V and 111 Corps.Does Nui Ba Dinh ring a bell?

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Nui Ba Dinh? Sounds like the noise my last car made before it died.
 
COBALT I knew you were the kind of guy who would own that East German classic: a Trabant! Mine made the same sad noise right before all 3 cylinders blew and the chassis broke in half. GHOSTSIX I flew mostly out of Binh Thuy and Vung Tau but did a lot of ops staging from Can Tho. Your little town doesn't ring a bell. What time frame are we talking about here?

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JP
 
Hi there everyone, I was off doing some research, except didn't get a chance to stop by the Sikh Temple...had to get the kid back to school tomorrow ( wait a minute, that's already today! ). But I'll call one of my cousins and see if they can dig up info on kirpans for me.

Speaking of digging things up, my aunt and uncle had a gray cat they were telling me about. One day it kept walking across the keyboard as my aunt was trying to do the books for their business ( ornamental ironworks, mostly for security doors and windows )that they run out of a shop behind the house. She finally picked it up and tossed it out the back door. They live out in tne country. Half an hour later, she hadn't heard it scratch to get back in, so she went looking for it. She got to the front yard, looked around, and there was a gray, bloody lump in the middle of the road in front of their house. She called to her husband, and he came from the shop with a shovel and scraped it up off the road, and she went into the house to cry. My uncle got back to the shop and couldn't go any farther, so one of the shophands took it and buried it. Uncle goes back into the house, aunt is in the bedroom crying, and uncle is about ready to himself. So he decides to toss the cat's bed before it reminds the wife. Goes to toss it, and there is gray cat with it's yellow collar. Sleeping. Tells wife, carries cat out to shop, shows to guy who was kind enough to bury the remains, and guy blanches and says "But Senor Ron, I bury him THAT DEEP!!!!!"
((PS- this is not a Mexican joke...my uncle and the shop guy are born in the US of Portuguese stock, and grew up speaking that language.))

[This message has been edited by Rusty (edited 12 April 1999).]
 
Obligatory knife reference to the above - of course if the guy had used a khukuri to dig the hole, the cat would have stayed buried!
 
John,set your clock back to 1966 we were winning.Cu Chi was the nearest fire base.

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GHOSTSIX, I was still a rosy cheeked college boy then. I got to see our gov't royally screwing things up there 69-70. What a mess.

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JP
 
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