Midwest SAR love story - inspired by Tony G

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Thanks Tony G for the inspiration!

There was a SAR5 that made her way from Wauseon to another state but decided that she really missed Ohio and made her way home. But her travels left her lonely and she was looking for a man. After being online and looking at all the profiles she found what she was looking for - and strangely, he came from her hometown of Wauseon as well. She gathered up her gumption, decided she'd try to reach him during a cultural event called the Humpoganza!!! and got a message from his friend that her message had scored! His name was SARsquatch and one hot day he arrived at her home.

She was so happy!
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But SARsquatch brough his brother and she was really happy to have them both there but she was now torn...
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She knew she wanted to have children as well but she didn't know if she could or what her emotions were telling her with two handsome Squatches in the house. She had heard about this couple of Tan SARs that were now living in California and that they were successfully looking for adopted children.

She really loved her cousin's children and was thinking about adopting as a single parent, she was always so happy with Hairy around
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but since she had a man now, and maybe even two, she definitely thought the time was right. Well, the process ended up being quicker than she thought as she decided to adopt one of her cousins' children and he came to stay. Mama and Papa SAR were so happy that they had to get a family portrait.
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But Papa SAR really began to question the situation...

He loved his adopted child but the timing of everything just seemed to "perfect" and Mama's insistance that Brother SAR Comp always be close...
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Papa SAR had noticed things in the child very similar to his brother
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He began to wonder if maybe Mama SAR had been less than true and maybe, just maybe this may be her "love" child and maybe he was being used...
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Everything is great and everyone is happy! But maybe it's an episode of Maury in the making...

"____________________, you are the father!"
 
You write for Desperate Housewives, don't you?
 
Thanks everyone!

I love the "Jerry" fill in the blank...that is some funny chit as well.

I don't want to see anyone's family rusting....;)
 
A HumpGanzaaaaaa :confused: :confused: :confused:


Oh yes... like a singles party back in the early '80s :cool: :thumbup:

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But Papa SAR really began to question the situation...

He loved his adopted child but the timing of everything just seemed to "perfect" and Mama's insistance that Brother SAR Comp always be close...

Papa SAR had noticed things in the child very similar to his brother

He began to wonder if maybe Mama SAR had been less than true and maybe, just maybe this may be her "love" child and maybe he was being used.../

I say he gets himself a Mistress or three to spank. :cool: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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