Mike, Spark, and Mad Dog are on a plane together...

[Walt Welch]

Kevin finds out that his seat is between Mike and Spark. Since there are no other seats on the plane, he takes his seat. Tired from a long day hand grinding his wonderful knives, he sits down and slips off his shoes.

As soon as he has does this, Mike says, 'I believe I would like a Coke.' Kevin says, 'Please don't get up, I will go and get it for you.' As he does, Mike, with a wink towards Spark, spits in one of Kevin's shoes. Kevin returns and hands Mike his Coke, whereupon Spark says, I believe I would like a Coke also.' Kevin offers to fetch it, and while he is doing so, Spark spits in Kevin's other shoe.

After reaching their destination, when Kevin starts to put his shoes back on, he notices with distaste the sputum in his shoes. Wearily addressing Mike and Spark, he asks, 'MUST we continue this professional jealousy; me urinating in your Cokes, and you spitting in my shoes?'

Walt

 

[Mike Turber]

It could have been worse. I could of taken off my shoes and everyone would need to exit the plane

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[Richard]

Walt, not thats funny. I had ice water coming out my nose

 

[armlok]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[misque]

What armlok said!!

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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.

 

[Arnistador]

Walt,

That was the funniest thing I have read all week. Thank you.

Tim

 

[Spark]

Pretty funny, but not as funny as some of the things I've read lately....

Spark

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Insert witty quip here


[This message has been edited by Spark (edited 08 November 1999).]

 

[Adamantium]

:O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Thats even funnier than today at lunch when I told my friend "Thats all right, lots of other girls have big clown feet also"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're killing me Walt

Sincerely,
Adam

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[Shawn R Sullivan]

Thanks for the humor Walt.

Shawn

 

[mcfg]

Betcha all the other seats were full of posters and readers of all those fun threads...

Maybe all the people in the seats yacking (and arguing) about the last test, and the tests to come...

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Mark Camp

"Life is nothin' but a series of fascinations"

Ok, and lots of hard work...