Minor home surgery with a Trapper (caution!! gore pictures)

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festerfromnzed

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Winching cable is a big part of my job,and everynow and then when you get complacent the winch lets you know who,s boss!!...My good friend and workmate had a momentary lapse of respect and got bit..Normally you tear the offending bits of loose flesh off as soon as it happens,but not so on this occasion....6 hours and several bourbons later it was agreed that i would do the cutting while he held the loose skin up,as he couldnt do it by himself...Id given him the 80,s jigged bone Schrade Trapper not 2 weeks prior and he absolutely loves it....So without further ado,out with the spey blade,up with the fleshy bit and slice!!...all over!!.....He did mutter something like? (I THINK YOU TOOK TOO MUCH!!!)....A quick count up revealed he still had 10 fingers attatched ,but i did waiver the standard call out fee as we are living in the same house.....All in all a great result and those hollow ground blades sure do slice well!!!...........p.s beware the winch!.......................FES

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Wow I did not know they did that much winching work at the zoo, That is a gorilla paw in the pic right ?
 
The way I see it, he owes you a $50 ER copay, minus the cost of a little duct tape stitching. Or a beer, whichever is cheaper
 
Thank you all for the kind remarks!...my friend Sean Patrick Michael Maguire (Oirish methinx?) is indeed a silverback....hell of a man!........FES
 
Now you just need to have the dog lick it up, sprinkle some salt and pepper in there with a quick squeeze of lemon juice, and then cauterize it with a soldering iron.
 
The Logical One said:
Now you just need to have the dog lick it up, sprinkle some salt and pepper in there with a quick squeeze of lemon juice, and then cauterize it with a soldering iron.
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.....unfortunately the dog was sicker than us ,and the salt and lemons are only for Tequila duties...nice touch with the soldering iron though!.....next time maybe?.....FES
 
The Logical One said:
Now you just need to have the dog lick it up, sprinkle some salt and pepper in there with a quick squeeze of lemon juice, and then cauterize it with a soldering iron.
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I'm pretty sure that proper form would call for a bullet to be ripped from its case with your teeth, the powder to be dumped in the wound, a match to be struck (preferably struck against the stubble of one's face) and the wound to be cauterized while taking a shot of some sort of manly booze.
 
Jkeeley1 said:
I'm pretty sure that proper form would call for a bullet to be ripped from its case with your teeth, the powder to be dumped in the wound, a match to be struck (preferably struck against the stubble of one's face) and the wound to be cauterized while taking a shot of some sort of manly booze.
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Just got home from a horrible night at work, and this just cracked me up haha

That would be badass
 
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