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DannyinJapan

DannyinJapan

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I am now the proud owner of:
18" Gelbu Special
AK Bowie

I am done shopping here. No matter how tasty the offer, I will not bite.
No way.
No more.
Don't even hold it up and let it glint in the sunlight, I'm done.
Forever.
Well, I might READ the forum, but no more purchasing.
Never again.
 
Hmm, seems I've heard/said that before. Rigt after I bought my first. Then I recieved a tringular box in the mail. Now I have 5, six if you count the Bilton I made. (Still no handle :( ) And I've lately been perusing the HI web site trying to decide which one I want next. It's a sickness, called HIKV. I don't think there is a cure for it either.:D
 
Wait a minute...

You mean I can't use my life insurance to buy more blades?

What the heck is that policy for then?

:confused:
 
HIKV, Himalayan Imports Khukuri Virus. A disease that drains your wallet of money. Symptoms include: Setting browser homepage to the Cantina, on continual refresh to check for blems; the ability to only buy Raman noodles and such for food, due to spending most of your money on khuks. Extreme cases include eyeball deep debt, and the need for another wall to display HI khuks, and another room, dedicated to refinishing/sharpening/chopping supplies.
At present time this disease has no known cure.
 
Also includes eventual spouse removal.

As to whether giving them away saves you: NO. The virus is very hard to fool. The only tried-and-true method is to send them to me for safekeeping. It's true! Ask anyone.
 
Sorry, Danny.

I have 4, but I'm not sure how many kuks I've given to buyu and teachers.

You're doomed.
 
I can stop, it isnt true.
Ican stop buying HIKs anytime I want to.
I just gotta get that gelbu special in my hands and then its all done with forever.
I swear.
 
It is alreeady too late,Danny. You posting this is proof you have lost the battle of wills. There is an old adage, which I can paraphrase:

The person says what he likes/wants, even if he says he doesn't.

Simply put, the mere voicing of the thing declares ones need or want for it, framed negatively or not--thus by removig the negatives from your post you are really saying:

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I am shopping here. how tasty the offer, I will bite.
way.
more.
hold it up and let it glint in the sunlight
Forever.
Well, I might READ the forum, but more purchasing.
again.
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Don't panic, now it sounds like a post any of us may have made in the throes of...HIKV MADNESSS!!!!!!!!


BUWAHAAHAAHAA!


Repeat after me:

Blessing or curse,
for better or worse,
I'll buy HI khuks
Till I'm put in the hearse.
 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
you heartless beast!

so, is there a gelbu in the box ?
foxy folly ?
gimme a hint please!
 
I thought I was over HIKV when I recently got interested in precision air rifles & pistols. Still checked in here every day though, just to keep up with the guys and gals of the Cantina. Then Uncle posted a balance khuk the other day. So I pulled up the saved email to himimp@aol.com that I keep ready for blems and emailed Yandu that I'd take it. I guess it was just a brief remission. I'm not cured.:rolleyes: :)

Steve
 
When I got here I told an Old Timer I just wanted to find the right one. His answer was something like: "OH God. I have over 30 of them and still don't have the right one. Please tell me your not looking for that?!!"




munk
 
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