Mistress bit me!

Bigfattyt

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Well, I got a little careless last night. I let my Mistress catch me looking at another knife, and she got jealous. She bit me a good one. I had to wrap the fingers up and am off to the doctors to see if I need stitches.

You know the saying, no pics, never happened.

I did not get the camera till the carnage was cleaned up.

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Ouch...

My Sar5 bit me 2 days ago right where the choil is.. It hit the bone in my thumb.. Soooo much blood for a small but deep cut..
 
I think he is right handed too; if I remember correctly ,from pictures, when he completed the D guard. You gotta make sure your mistress is always set straight.
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update, only two very widely spaced stitches. No anaestetic. The old doctor's hands were all shaky, man it hurt a good bit, and bled a lot too (the stitches were 12 hours after the cut, still bleeding).
 
i will have to wait till I take these bandages and the splint off. every time the finger bends the cut seems to gape and hurt, even with the two stitches (I have had much smaller cuts that they used 8+ stitches to seal up). I was not too happy with the doc + his shaky hands + nothing to numb it.
 
i will have to wait till I take these bandages and the splint off. every time the finger bends the cut seems to gape and hurt, even with the two stitches (I have had much smaller cuts that they used 8+ stitches to seal up). I was not too happy with the doc + his shaky hands + nothing to numb it.

Where was this doctor, Gautemala? :eek:
 
Where was this doctor, Gautemala? :eek:

Close. Spokane Wa. Part of the problem was that he did not have me put my hand on anything to steady it. He just told me to hold it up and out. He did not have his hands supported on anything. So his shaky hands were out there, unsupported, and my hand was too. Lots of jabs and oops, I think he jabbed a nerve.

It was not at the emergency room, It was our normal doctor (that is the first time I have ever seen him as a patient). I should have suggested I rest my hand on the tray, and then he would have had some where to steady his hands on.
 
Glad it turned out okay!:thumbup:

Never feel out of place to mention something, even the best of them have a moment no common sense! Tactfully mind you:D
 
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