Modest Man

[Barkes Knife Shop]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely
upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest
episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea
and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk knife maker was walking by the hospital coming back from a show, when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
(laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
What the heck is going on here?
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t
out of a ghost.
Any suggestions who these two individuals are? -----:thumbup:

 

[WA Martin]

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