Moss Baby Ghost Coffee- Caveman Cooking!

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Winter is still being coy around these parts of the country, but finally- cold temperatures!

We got out just after a hard rain the previous day and hoped to take advantage of the cooler temperatures and the water flow. It stayed in the mid 40’s for most of the day, but quickly turned bitterly cold. Evening got down to the high 30s, but most likely went as low as 35F.

We know better than most campers that the best way to fight off the ‘Old Man Winter’ is with some high calorie foods. People stay warm with movement and by metabolizing food, but at night after the camp work is done, there isn’t much movement coming from us. This is where the calories come into play. We had a good spot about 75 meters from a creek and that really helped with staying hydrated. Dehydration in the winter is very common because people do not associate thirst with the cold. It is the stealthy killer because the dry air and heavy winds dry us out. The cold temperatures mask the feeling of thirst and before you know it you’re pissing gold—if at all! I don’t consider myself an expert at anything except dehydration, but not this time. I peed about 11 times the first day and about 5 the next morning.

We ate like kings with cavemen cooking methods and laughed like fools. It was a good winter camp!



Recently back from Finland, I picked up a Kuksa cup and a hood scarf (especially for winter) and decided to use my finish trio of tools.

Rude and crude tarp stakes…whatever!





Finnish Trio

Although I didn’t really use the hatchet, I did intend to use it to keep up the practice and skills, but I ended up chopping through one log, about thigh-thickness and calling it a day. The saw and knife did about 98% of the woodcraft. I don’t usually split wood in the first place, rather just walk a little bit and find thinner sticks leading up to the fuel size. However, split wood does burn better, non of the wood was that soaked.

I’ve owned the Marttiini M571 (bait knife/All-purpose knife) since 2007 and the saw from 2005. They are legends in my book!









Making coal!



Time for the grill. Jay brought a grill to try out, so we did a couple of chickens—Cajun style.



Coal Cooking



While we waited…

Jay split some wood for kindling he’d use in his stove…



…and I got friendly with a spider



I carried an armful of moss to use as a steamer for our carrots and mushrooms, but it didn’t fit in my pack front pocket, so I carried in front like a little moss baby, but I couldn’t take a pictures. Jay will have to share it.

I made a small separate fire and dumped a load of moss on top, put the veggies on and covered it with moss to steam them.



Chicken with moss steamed veggies



Jay used his H&B to properly quarter it.



Then he made bacon



Cold weather mode for the hood scarf!



Pie was for desert, but can anyone guess what kind of pie??????????







The morning was about 34F and a fire was badly needed.

I’ve been doing the lazy log-cabin fire lay a lot lately! Just a rough cabin and put the tinder in at the bottom, then feed small sticks and move up to larger until it’s ablaze. Fast and efficient!





Caveman tongs!




Making a split to hold a GIANT ham steak…







Little did I know this was evil ghost coffee…



Who you gonna call?




Some Finnish outdoors gear!



The cold trail out and we got a super light frost in the air, but it didn’t stay. Perhaps next trip!!!!!!!!!





-RB
 
awesome pics, rb! those cornish game hens looked like softball-sized in the store but blew up in the woods big time out of the package. i'll post my pics tomorrow - still in a food comma!
 
Rhubarb Strawberry!

Nice adventure post, bear!

best

mqqn
 
terrorist!

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stoner!

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nah, just mama and his moss baby! rb actually hiked like that for about 200 yards or so including a stream crossing because the moss would've fallen off if it was on his back with no support.

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woods bum begging for more gear!

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score! 2-for-1 deal at a supermarket.

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cornish game hens. softball-sized in store but blew up to volleyball-sized in the woods!

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the constant wind never let up so time for white man fire!

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food overdose! i slept so well i didn't wake up until lunch time the next day.

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followed spoolup's advice and anchored the stove pipe to the supertarp's top loop and the rest staked on the ground. some strong wind gusts during the night and although i probably didn't need the stabilizer it nevertheless provided peace of mind that it wasn't going anywhere.

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it was supposed to be dessert for last night but we ate so much it turned into part of lunch.

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printer paper makes for an awesome cutting board.

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my rb3 with rb's martiini.

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this $0.99, 2 oz bag from ikea really came in handy for collecting wood for the stove especially the finger-thick and smaller stuff since i was able to gather a lot more without walking back and forth to my shelter too much. i actually gathered more than twice as much actually and this was just the left over i stashed for a future trip.

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you know it :D

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Great post and pics as usual. Is Fiskars manufacturing the saw in Finland again? I know every one I have looked at over the past few years has been made in China.
 
As I grow older I keep learning less is more. My largest pack now is 48L, and it's the least used.

you mean like this? on a 3 day/2 nights (2-days food and a liter of water) total weight: 17.382 lbs.

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...and i still slept like a king!

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i do all kinds of trips from light to heavy depending on if i'm solo and my mood...your post count says you spend more time here than in the woods...keep preaching, preacher man!
 
Bear, I always get hungry reading your posts! Nice looking Kuksa, I need to get a new one too. One thing, remember to take off your hood BEFORE going into the bank or liquor store! John
 
you must've missed my other threads because i didn't see you preaching like you always do.i'm surprised because there's whisky in both threads
Whiskey is just PLAIN STUPID in the backcountry in the cold. There is no changing that. I didn't say it because I already had, but since you brought it up, I said it again.


you mean like this? on a 3 day/2 nights (2-days food and a liter of water) total weight: 17.382 lbs.

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No I mean this.

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your post count says you spend more time here than in the woods...keep preaching, preacher man

I've spent plenty of time with a pack on my back or a canoe under my knees in the sticks all around the world over the last few decades. These days I'm relegated pretty much to the AT in Virgina and other hikes in the Shenandoah National Park and the Monongahela National Forest in West Virginia.
 
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Whiskey is just PLAIN STUPID in the backcountry in the cold. There is no changing that. I didn't say it because I already had, but since you brought it up, I said it again.




No I mean this.

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I've spent plenty of time with a pack on my back or a canoe under my knees in the sticks all around the world over the last few decades. These days I'm relegated pretty much to the AT in Virgina and other hikes in the Shenandoah National Park and the Monongahela National Forest in West Virginia.

i frequent the a.t. too so at least we have that in common. ever been to the philippines? i'd like to hear some of your adventures if you ever make it up this way. i bet you're not as grumpy in person as you come off in the forums :)

i have a brand new osprey rain cover that just sat in my gear stash for years that should fit that 48 liters of yours. free to you if you want, just pm me an address to mail it to...maybe it'll make you a little less grumpy, christmas being only a few days and all :)
 
i frequent the a.t. too so at least we have that in common. ever been to the philippines? i'd like to hear some of your adventures if you ever make it up this way. i bet you're not as grumpy in person as you come off in the forums :)
Yes, I've been there but not in the bush. Most of my time in the SEA bush has been in Laos and Vietnam in the 1990s.

i have a brand new osprey rain cover that just sat in my gear stash for years that should fit that 48 liters of yours. free to you if you want, just pm me an address to mail it to...maybe it'll make you a little less grumpy, christmas being only a few days and all :)
Thanks. Appreciate it, but my Osprey Kestrel has the rain cover they come with.
 
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LegHog - lighten up man. You seem to piss on this guys thread often. I guess it should help if you just thought of it this way: no one cares that you can't carry a heavy pack anymore.

Enjoy the mans threads. Make your own but please stop with your negativity.
 
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LegHog - lighten up man. You seem to piss on this guys thread often. I guess it should help if you just thought of it this way: no one cares that you can't carry a heavy pack anymore.

Enjoy the mans threads. Make your own but please stop with your negativity.


Or, just have some whiskey!

-RB
 
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