Most Important Gear Ever

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I really like mil-spec monkey's patches, good quality and good to work with.

So what I got from this video is these guys want me to take a picture of me holding my cock and send it to them.

I would like to take one of combatcocks and take my knife to it and then send some pics.....
 
Oh. OK. Don't know how I could have missed that the first time.:rolleyes:

I think they should have made it open in some manner so you could actually store something inside of it. (PSK, bandanna, etc...)
 
maybe use it for a rear bag? this has to be one of the dumbest things i have seen.....
FAIL!!!!
 
I find my own cock to be more useful and a lot more fun to use. I'll spare you the video, though.
 
Disappointing, I thought there might have been some actual use for this bugger, as mentioned I thought maybe as a front or rear bag. But it's a marketing ploy based on a "clever" combination of sexual inuendo, MOLLE gear and loop fields... Why does it seem some days that the 'tactical' world is stuck in the early onset of puberty?

God bless,
Adam
 
Not that it looks like it would be a great gear pouch, but there is a Velcro seal on the bottom to remove the stuffing and insert items.

"Classic stuffed animal filler keeps the cock full which can be accessed at the bottom with a velcro seal. This is a nice touch as it lets the user attach other schwag like pins and if feeling creative, perhaps could use a different stuffing type."
 
jumpmonkey said:
Funny, it reminds me of a young girl who was on Wheel of Fortune a couple weeks back. It was one of the most insane things I've ever seen.

God bless,
Adam
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I was thinking Chris Farley's "Down by the river" guy...

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