Mountain Time

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The Mountain Time Zone of North America is where the Continental Divide lives. If you pee on the divide it's rocks scissors n stones whether it goes into the Mississipee or Pacific. Sasquatch still roam freely eating small women and children not to mention unarmed men.

In mountain time the winters are long, the wimmin start looking hairy and the sheep get nervous. In mountain time knives, guns and whiskey are your best means of survival.

The Mountain Time Zone of North America keeps time by subtracting seven hours from Coordinated Universal Time (UTC-7) during the shortest days of autumn and winter, and by subtracting six hours during daylight saving time in the spring, summer, and early autumn (UTC-6). The clock time in this zone is based on the mean solar time of the 105th degree meridian west of the Greenwich Observatory.

In the United States and Canada, this time zone is generically called Mountain Time (MT). Specifically, it is Mountain Standard Time (MST) when observing standard time (Winter), and Mountain Daylight Time (MDT) when observing daylight saving time. The exact specification for the location of time zones and the dividing line between zones is set forth in the Code of Federal Regulations at 49 CFR 71.[1]

The zone is one hour ahead of the Pacific Time Zone and one hour behind the Central Time Zone.
 
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