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Ken Cook

Ken Cook

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Yes, it's true, I'm BACK!

Friends rejoice, enemies curse, trolls tremble!

I've got a lot of catching up to do, so pardon the brevity, I just wanted to say "Hello!" and let y'all know I'm finally back in circulation.

I see that there has been no shortage of fun and games during my absence and I can only say that it's been more than a month since I've banned anyone and damn but I missed doing that!
;)

All kidding aside, I'll ditto Spark and say "Don't feed the trolls."

Aside from that, GREAT to see you bastids again!

:D
 
Welcome back Ken. I Have missed your presence, and had hoped that your absence did not indicate hardships in your realm.

All is well I trust.

-Seth
 
...Ken Cook, Super Moderator Extrordinare?

Welcome back buddy, I'm glad the 'rash' finally cleared up! ;)

Seriously though, when I heard you fell head first into the outhouse while looking for the 'handle', I damn near died laughing!

So, btw, just how is the Amazon river basin this time of year?

Bloody bad luck, that rash and all... :p
 
Welcome back Buddy...you've been missed.

Hope this post finds you and the family well. Both myself and Mrs. Raye were a little worried there ya BASTID! Please don't do that again.

:p

:D
 
From the post title I thought you got my Trusts and Estates grade.

now i see different.

welcome back.
 
Originally posted by ExMB
Ken was gone?:D
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That's the most rational response I've seen so far.
:D


GIB!
'Ey Mate!
It's very good to BE back, even if it IS on AO-Hell.

I can't access ICQ through this Abortion On Line, but my AIM handle is Kencook1911.
If you've got it, add me to your buddy list or I'll make you eat Spotted Dick.
:D
 
or I'll make you eat Spotted Dick.
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Now that's some funny sh1t :D Where do you come up with this ... uh, stuff?
 
In case anyone thought I was being vulgar, let me clarify...
"Spotted Dick" is a British dessert.

While I am fairly certain it isn't what it's name would lead one to believe, I am rather dubious as to the actual contents of the dish and firmly believe that the consumption of "Spotted Dick" is something to be avoided at all costs.

Hence the threat to Jay.

(Btw bro, blip me if you have AIM!)
:D
 
I'm guessing this dish involves a lot of "whip cream" :barf:
 
...and why hasn't he been 'moderated'? :p

-knife content-

Future Darwin award candidate...the Yahoo that called the radio station in Cincinatti, on his cell phone, to tell them that he had smuggled a knife on board an American Airlines flight...

The FBI was waiting for him when he got off the plane, 11 immediate flights delayed for searching, 6000+ flyer's nationwide affected by his ignorance...and now he's being held on a $500,000 bail..."Oh My!"

Score? phucknuckle 0, good guys 1...."What a freaking dink!"
 
Ken - I think i've got AIM setup ok, and I tried to blip ya' buddy. Not sure if it got through though? My AIM handle is scrtjay.

Ok, to the rest of you, "spotted dick" is indeed a "pudding". It's basically a kind of sponge with raisins in it.
However, if that Rearic guy had said it, you could be sure he meant something else.... ;)
 
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