Murphy's Law

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In Australia "Murphy's Law" goes something like this: If something can go wrong, it will.

I have just taken delivery of the most beautiful 15 inch Chiruwa AK. The scabbard is the old style with all the embossing - beautiful, absolutely beautiful. The handle is the first Chiruwa style I have bought (I think this is my sixth khukuri in the last couple of months and another is in the mail) and it's the first horn handle I have bought. I respect Yvsa's opinion of the Chiruwa handle and believe he is right, but the horn handle / chiruwa combination is so, I think "magic" is the word, no "magnificent" is better - what a combination! The two smaller tools are also magic and at the better end of the one's I have bought. This AK balances as well in the hand as any I own and probably weighs about 21 or 23 ounces. If you haven't worked it out yet, I am very pleased with this arrival.

Why Murphy's Law?

First, this AK was bought to be my workhorse. I've given away all but two of my other khukuries to family. I kept a 21 ounce 19 inch Chitlangi (made by Kesar). It is ever so pretty. I think of it as a utility knife but it really is more of a weapon - so light and so fast. The other is a 17 inch BGRS whose design supposedly puts it more on the tool side of a utility knife. However, it balances so well in the hand that it could also double as a weapon. At 23 ounces (this must be one of the lightest BGRS's ever), I can't for the life of me work out why it is so light and I might be worried if it been made by anyone else but Bura. When bought, I intended to make them both workhorses but they are works of art. I haven't yet been able to bring myself to use them very much at all. So - I bought the AK to do the work. But it's as beautiful as the other two. Uncle Bill, can't we request some ugly khukuries?

Second, this one was posted by Uncle Bill on the 21st of March. It arrived today - 3rd of May. The normal delivery period to Australia has been about 7 or 8 working days. Bill and I had given this one as lost and guess what! Only a few days ago Bill sent me another one to replace this supposedly lost one. It hasn't arrived yet - but it will.

Hold on - I'm looking at this all wrong. On the bright side, I have convinced my wife that it would cost too much to send the second one back from Australia. As well, I have convinced her that I still haven't got an ugly one to use as a tool and surely I couldn't expect my luck to hold and receive another masterpiece like the other three. Therefore, I have to buy the one on the way don't I. Come to think of it, this is the best piece of luck I could have ever had. I never would have thought of this myself. My wife had previously told me no more khukuries for some time. What I line to feed my wife. I think she is wise to me but who cares, she agreed to let me buy another khukurie. Thanks Uncle Bill. From this point on I am going to recommend that you hold all purchases for a period of 4 or 5 weeks. I can see me being allowed to buy quite a few more khukuries this way - anyone else want to use this technique, feel free.:D
 
Hmmm... just might work :D

I will "lose" my khukuries and have to buy new ones, which will mysteriously be different models from the one i lost... heh heh

Andrew Limsk
 
Originally posted by Glenn Jones
The other is a 17 inch BGRS whose design supposedly puts it more on the tool side of a utility knife. However, it balances so well in the hand that it could also double as a weapon. At 23 ounces (this must be one of the lightest BGRS's ever), I can't for the life of me work out why it is so light and I might be worried if it been made by anyone else but Bura.

This is so true. I have an 18" Bura GS that weighs in at 17oz (weighed late, LATE one night at the post office). It's just amazing to me that steel of that size can be less than an ounce per inch. It's also interesting that the basic models can have so many varieties, from my light 18" GS to that monster 1/2" thick GS that SkagSig40 is selling. So even after I get one of each model and size, I need to think about a selection of different thicknesses :eek: :D :D
 
This is how it works about 90% of the time. We think it's lost, I ship a replacement and it shows up -- sometimes AFTER the replacement has arrived.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
This is how it works about 90% of the time. We think it's lost, I ship a replacement and it shows up -- sometimes AFTER the replacement has arrived.

...and an enclosed note from the local postmaster announcing a satisfactory field test!;)
 
There is a little more with this. About two days ago, I received a letter from Australia Post saying they could not find the parcel - and then the Post Office calls me one day later to pick it up - one has to wonder!

The other point is that I got a really great deal from Uncle Bill on the first khukuri. I emailed Uncle Bill last night to let him know about the arrival of the first. I've woken up this morning to check my email and found that he has offered the same great deal on the second. Although it hasn't arrived yet, I am also pretty sure he has paid for its delivery in a far more expensive way than the first to make absolutely sure it is delivered.

Thanks Bill.:)
 
Glenn,

Did it have one of those nice, cheery, bright red & yellow "Inspected by Australian Customs" stickers on it?

I've found they tend to check about 2/3's of the khuks I've been sent.

BTW my BGRS showed up the other day, I should have a chance to take her out this weekend & give it a try. :)
 
Oh no, disaster! I've just this moment been conned! I've been manipulated! I've lost the AK!

My daughter just woke-up. She's taken it!

Just to put you in the picture, I originally caught HIKV when I bought a second-hand 15 inch Sirupati here in Australia for twenty something dollars. My 16 year old daughter grabbed it immediately and so my search for another led me to Uncle Bill. Since then I've bought each of her older brothers khukuries from Bill and a few for myself.

Her story went something like this: Dad, I love my sirupati, but, the boys got brand new more expensive ones, and I really love that new one, and you have another one on the way, and this one is so lovely, and .......... It's gone!

Life is hard!:(

Ash, enjoy your BGRS, it's still my favourite!;)
 
Hehehe sounds like karmic retribution has gotten you. Though I must admit, even though my little boy is only 6 he's already telling me how he's gonna get my collection of pointy things. Ive been trying to tell him that he'll just have to start his own, of course Ill help him, but he aint getting my collection till Im dead and buried. :D
 
Very cute, happy baby! Uncle Bill, who is he/she?

Andrew Limsk
Computer programmer with Sirupati virus
 
The little fellow with the winning smile is Kenshiro, son of forumite Broken Arrow, a LEO who has been overworked since 9/11.
 
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