My 100 post GAW!! (Finally)

T

Tripletap1

Joined
Jul 13, 2014
Messages
133
Ok, I was gonna buy a new knife for my GAW, but it looks like it will be raining here for a few days, I don't really feel like going out and shopping for a knife to GAW.
Thank you for this Forum, and thank all of you for being so nice and helpful, I really like it here. :)
So I pulled this out of my "3 Day Bug Out Bag", it is not much, but kinda cool it is actually new, never been carried, never cut anything with it or even used it to open a bottle, it is "Buck Red Dot" I think.
Safety operated half serrated and has a Bottle Opener/Carabiner attachment, and a Pocket Clip. My Mom can even operate it and as we know some ladies cannot wrap their minds around liner locks and such, so it might even maye a good gift for someone not so "knife Saavy".
Since I took the pic with an empty bottle of "Arrogant Bastard Ale" I am hoping to get some tough comebacks in the comments....
Stuff like "As a matter of fact, you are so drunk you are probably seeing double" Reply, "Then I got two guns, one for each of you!"
Or like "Ready to get your spanking son?" Reply, "Only one man ever spanked me, and that was a Doctor, and I'm still looking for him!"
That kind of stuff...
I will use a random number generator on the 19th, winner gets it, I'll ship anywhere, least I could do.
So enjoy folks, and thank you all!!!


BuckReddot.jpg
[/URL][/IMG]
 
Last edited:
"Not only is he a bare knuckle boxing champ, he's a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champ, which means he's harder than a coffin nail."
And one from Tombstone, "You die first, get it? Your
friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
 
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel Lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
In please, thanks for the chance.
 
Dang JungleJim65 took the quote I was planning on using and so did the OP with quoting Tombstone, it seems I am in the right place. So I guess I just have to quote Firefly and I guess Castle when they paid homage to it (both are good shows if you haven't watched them before).

[video=youtube;32oVKipcIEs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32oVKipcIEs[/video]

Homage. Second I wrote that Braveheart came to mind.

[video=youtube;lEOOZDbMrgE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEOOZDbMrgE[/video]

Thanks for the chance.
 
I enjoy your posts quite a bit.... Very funny so far! Now are you ready for your spanking son? Lmao - you asked for it!

It was no problem when the Dr. spanked me. A quick right cross and he was down for the count. Of course, the nurses gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found....

Great giveaway, but I don't need the knife. Got too many in that size already.
 
I'm in, and here's a comeback of mine:

In middle school, some jerk was trying to start a fight but I refused to go along.
Him: Why are you such a pussy?
Me: Hey, you are what you eat...Dick.
 
Hey congratulations on your post number...that's awesome...count me in as well. This place is great, I've learned more here than I would have ever imagined. "Just remember when that 10 foot tall wild eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your dues, you just look that sucker right back in the eye and say yessir, the check is in the mail"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top