my 1ST. kUKRI

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jim_l_clifton

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UNPACKED & THERE SHE WAS!The wood handle is exquisite. the sheath is nice & tight.Removing the Blade makes a hiss like sound.She looks like the 1ST beautiful Blond,Brunette,or Redhead you've ever seen.Remember when your breath was taken a
away!!
Snapcuts,different moves are all effortless,there is no drag!The Kukri just disappears in your hand!(continued)
 
There was a thread by Broken Arrow(Ray T).A home invation robbery what would you do?
I can picture a formite sitting a home with his brand new khukuri,looking around for something to chop,saliva running down the corners of his month.Then in burst a couple of idiots.DOG FOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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Ray
 
Ray,
You were reading my mind last night!Apt. robbed in the past!Lord,how I hate a THIEF!
Just once,i would like to enjoy myself,& play!
jim
 
They're all like gorgeous blondes, brunettes, redheads, and raven tressed beauties. The answer to which one is simple: yes ( to all of them.)

Don't worry, it is not uncommon to get your first one and then call up Uncle Bill and own two or three more within the same week you feel the magic of the first.

Besides, where else can you buy magic khukuris? Sometimes the magic isn't for you but Uncle Bill will exchange them. I've sent back a Ganga Ram and a Banspati by Bura. Yes, they were perfectly crafted. No, they were not without spirit, I'm sure they had plenty. It was more like a nice guy spotting a nice gal in church and asking her out. Then on the date, they find out he's a cop and she's a social worker - cat and dogs.
 
P.S. Atavistic, ain't we. Get a khuk, and instead of disregarding the little bumps in the night you think of them and this Cheshire cat grin breaks out... you can hardly wait for the next one.
 
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