My 1st Spyderco - A Story.

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In 1987 I went back to Salinas, Calif to visit with some High School friends I had not seen since moving back to Atlanta, Ga in 1986 after graduation. One day, as I wandered around the shops in Carmel, I went into a Cigar/Pipe store that had some knives on display. One knife caught my eye - it was solid stainless with a pocket clip and had a weird blade that was curved with serrations and a hole in it. Up until this point the knives I mainly carried were Benchmade/Pacific Cutlery butterfly knives or Buck 110's. Because of it's weirdness I bought the Spyderco Harpy.

As the year passed I found myself carrying it more an more. The pocket clip was more friendly and made it easy to get. The Hole made it easier to open than my Butterfly knives and less flashy. The serrations cut through the cardboard boxes at work better than my other knives too. Pretty soon the Spyderco Harpy was the only knife I carried and most of my pants had a wear mark on the right front pocket.

Flash forward to 1989 Daytona, Fla. - Spring Break. Returning to my hotel room after a long morning/afternoon of drinking/partying with a friend of a friend named Wayne, we get off on the wrong floor. As we head towards the elevators to go to the right floor we pass a open hotel room with 2 Drunk College (think Alabama) Football Linebackers, each weighing around 280 lbs or so, hanging out. As we pass by one of them looks over at Wayne, whose hair looked like the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls, and says "Nice Hair, Ha Ha". In a stroke of Genius, as we get to the elevator door and push the button, 150 lbs Wayne says "F--k You" ......... Shortly thereafter one of the Drunk College Linebackers says "What the Hell did you say Boy?" and we can feel the floor shift as they proceed to walk to us. I look for the stairs to get the hell out of there - there are no stairs nor any other way out except for past the 2 Drunk College Linebackers. I push the elevator button several times in the hope it gets there faster - no luck. I contemplate pushing Wayne at them like a offering and run the hell out of there - The fact that both of them fill the hall makes this not a option. "Looks like there is no place for you and your buddy to run to now, Smarta$$" says one, "Gonna take what you said out on your hide" says the other.

I'm drunk, I'm tired, I want nothing except to go pass out in my hotel room instead of a beating from 2 Drunk College Linebackers. Wait whats this clipped on my pants pocket? I pull my Spyderco Harpy out, click open it's blade, and say "Just back off and leave me the hell alone." Both of them stop in mid-stride looking at that curved serrated blade. At this point the slowest damn elevator finally arrives. Spyderco Harpy between me and them, Genius Wayne, whose eyes are bugged out too, and I back into the elevator. The doors close to comments of "What a p---y, pulling a knife." We ride up to our floor in silence.

When we get to our room and our friends, loud-mouthed Wayne starts up with "Man! it was cool, these 2 frikkin huge guys were going to stomp us and he pulled a knife and scared them off." I swung with my right hand and drilled Wayne right across the jaw then go find my sleeping bag and pass out.

Carried that Spyderco Harpy a little less after I got several other Spyderco's then finally gave it to a fellow soldier in the Army who needed a good knife. I miss it but I know it will serve him well.
 
Bravo Halfneck... great story, and way to go Harpy. Since I have bought my CRKT M16-13 Military edition, I have used it WAY WAY more than I ever thought I would. In fact, I jump at every opportunity to use it, and I feel proud to whip it out and use it in front of people.
I imagine you had the same great pride (especially afterwards) in whipping it out to "defend" those linebackers.

Also, I applaud you for handing it off to a fellow soldier... as a soldier I would definately be greatful myself, as I imagine he was.

Thanks for a good tale...
PV2 Cleary
U.S. Army, Ohio N.G.
 
PV2? ouch only 1 mosquito wing. Could be worse, you could end up getting Corporal like I did - same pay as a Specialist but you get more of a workload and your fellow E-4's hate you.

Not exactly a story you would see published in one of the main Knife magazines. "Saved by my Spyderco Harpy while Drunk with a Stupid Person" just does not promote the image most Knife companies are going for. The stories I have while in the Army (2/187 Inf, 101st Abn) or while working as a EMT on a Ambulance are the stories the Knife companies want. This story, while politically incorrect, is humorous, and I am sure there are more like it out there.

I had no pride in pulling my Harpy on those Linebackers, I just did not want to pay for Wayne's mistake. While I had some self defense skills the situation was a losing 1. Backed up to a wall by 2 people who are larger & stronger and no room to move ruined any tactical advantage I had in being more skillful or faster. Factor in being impaired by a afternoon of binge drinking and I was about to be stomped.

PV2 Cleary if you want a good Spyderco I heartily recommend the new Remote Release 2. My 1 constant EDC in the field was a original Remote Release. I attached it right to my Right Shoulder Strap of my LBV. When you grab it your thumb is right there at the release and it is quick to access.

Other than that, do what the people with the stripes an shiny stuff tell you to do. If you have any questions, wait till after you accomplish the mission/order to ask them. This will save you many A$$ chewings and then let you know where you stand with that person. If they tell you why you did it that way or ask how you would suggest it be done, you know you got a Officer/NCO willing to listen. If they say "Because I said so" then you know to shut your trap and just get it done. Simple advice but a lot screw this up. Stay safe.
 
Thanks for the advice... and I'll soon be an officer myself. I'm currently in ROTC, and I'm aiming at becoming an aviator.

"Pride" correction = thankfulness that you had it with you, lol...

Thanks again,
Cleary
 
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