My Bushcraft Oscars story with pictures

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Below is my account of an interesting hike I went on the other day. This occurred Thursday afternoon. I don't post a lot of personal info, but I am a medical student at UMKC and it was the last day of my Family Medicine rotation. I was scheduled to work the night shift on the mother/baby unit. As a result, I had the day free. The hospital I was based at is in Lee's Summit, MO. There are quite a few hiking trails and parks in the area that I hadn't been to, so I figured it'd be a great time to cross one off my list.

I ended up choosing a little trail in Unity Village. I had no idea what this place was. I thought it was some sort of retirement home. Turns out it's a small municipality between Raytown and Lee's Summit and is the home to some sort of religious group (cult?). They have a little campus that looks like a tiny university, and their trails and gardens are open for the public to enjoy.

I followed the little one lane road onto the campus and parked in a parking lot near the back, then followed the signs and found the trail head. The trail was pretty wide, made mostly of gravel, and functioned as a maintenance road as well. I headed back into the woods, past a small industrial looking building and some construction equipment, and into the nature preserve. It was about 30 degrees out and snowing lazily. A nice day for a hike.

The trail seemed pretty nice, but for some reason this place kind've gave me the creeps. I don't know what it was. I guess one reason had to have been the complete lack of sound. There were no other cars parked there and I appeared to be the only person on the trail. In addition, I did not hear a single bird or see any wildlife, including birds, squirrels, and all the regular forest denizens. So I began the hike with the hair on the back of my neck standing up.

The first interesting thing I saw was this brick wall set into a cliff. A little strange, considering how far into the woods I was.

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A little farther down the trail, and I see a gate into the cave.

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I tried to open the gate but it was stuck. I shined my L1 in and it was deep enough that I couldn't see the far side. Very creepy.

At this point, I had been thinking about the weird community where I parked, the absolute silence in the woods, and the fact that I was completely alone. I couldn't help but think that this is how a typical slasher film starts. The only difference of course is that I was quite a bit more well-prepared than your average movie victim.

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I had my Mountainsmith lumbar pack with a few Clif bars, my Bushcraft knife, my Surefire L1, and a few other essentials. So that was a little bit of a comfort. Notice how well my Bushcraft knife matches my pack. :)

Farther on, I saw this.

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It looked like the outside of a stadium from my vantage point, but I think it might have been a bridge for a train. I don't know for sure. As I approached it to investigate, I was startled by the sound of a door squeaking open. I usually don't spook easily, but in my highly alert state, it just made me want to keep moving.

This was one of my favorite sights. Most of the water was frozen but there was still a musical sound of just a trickle coming down. Very peaceful, and it helped me relax a bit.

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Along the trail, I took a few pics of my Bushcraft knife in its natural environment.

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Here is a picture of a little deer trail I found. This was the first evidence of wildlife I'd seen.

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After a few more minutes, I arrived at Lake 2.

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Despite the sound advice offered on the sign, I was extremely tempted to test the ice and walk out to the ladder. I recognized this as one of the dumbest things one could possibly do in my situation, so I refrained.

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There was a little channel for water to run down and create a stream, so I climbed down the ladder and walked down for a closer look.

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Shortly after the lake, I found a few hatches in the ground. A couple looked like the kind on the roof of a building, while others looked like manhole covers. All I know is that it creeped me out to see them a mile and a half out into the woods. It reminded me too much of LOST.

Possibly the weirdest thing all day happened then. My camera batteries, freshly charged, died suddenly. Just one more thing to make this the creepiest hike ever.

Without pictures, I'll cut my story short and not bore anyone. I did find some fungus and fibrous vines growing on a few trees and practiced making fire with my Bushcraft knife and firesteel. The knife throws a crazy spark! Much better than the supplied metal tab that came with the firesteel, IMHO.

I smothered my tiny fire with some snow and trudged back to my car. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but with no more pictures, there's not much of a story to tell. In truth, I feel like I can't do my little mini adventure justice with my rudimentary writing. It was by far one of the creepiest places I've ever been and I don't know that I'd care to go back without a friend.

Now that I know there is some sort of cult-like group occupying the land, I think I see the motive for allowing public access to the trails. They must pick up lone hikers and take them into the cave or the hatches for brainwashing. It's like a farm where they grow new members. I think it's likely that they left me alone because they saw my Koster knife on my belt. Otherwise I'd be underground out there somewhere.

Hopefully somebody enjoyed my little writeup. If not, at least I had pics of a sweet knife!
 
UMKC is my alma mater. I graduate in 1988. I went bicycle riding in that area when I was in school. I was in Red-7 and Dr. Pyszczynski was my docent. Overland Park was a bunch of farm fields. There used to be some nice trails around Johnson County Community College.

Lester
 
UMKC is my alma mater. I graduate in 1988. I went bicycle riding in that area when I was in school. I was in Red-7 and Dr. Pyszczynski was my docent. Overland Park was a bunch of farm fields. There used to be some nice trails around Johnson County Community College.

Lester

NO WAY!!! Wow, I never thought I'd find somebody from UMKC on bladeforums. What field of medicine did you go into? Overland Park has changed quite a bit. The southern portion where I live still has a few farm fields, but for the most part, it's pretty fast-growing. Dr Pyszczynski is a pretty cool guy. I'm not a big pulmonology fan at all, but he can make lectures interesting.
 
Hi Snow, just ordered a bushcraft and wondered what handle option you have on yours? Some color of canvas micarta? Really like the look of that.
 
I have the thin green canvas micarta, which I love. It's very grey/green and low key.
 
Thanks Snow, that's what I want! Is it the 'standard' or 'contoured' handle option?
 
So what is the theory on the Caged Cave? That would have creeped me out! It almost reminds me of a Zoo display.
 
NO WAY!!! Wow, I never thought I'd find somebody from UMKC on bladeforums. What field of medicine did you go into? Overland Park has changed quite a bit. The southern portion where I live still has a few farm fields, but for the most part, it's pretty fast-growing. Dr Pyszczynski is a pretty cool guy. I'm not a big pulmonology fan at all, but he can make lectures interesting.


I am a urologist. I used to teach at KU. I am in private practice now in a suburb of Seattle/Tacoma Washington.

My friend Patrick Dobson is at UMKC in the history department. He's an avid hiker.

Lester
 
Mapper66:
My order on the preorder page looked like this:

85 - Snow (Brandon B) - 1/4" Green micarta - PD

It is contoured with a nice palm swell.

prowlngrowl: I don't know. Common sense says some kind of storage area, but why not have it enclosed? Why the cage? I was dead set on going in there, but it was stuck shut and wouldn't budge. It's probably for the best. In a movie, if I had gone in, I never would have made it out.
 
You might be able to find county records on what all that was. Some parts of the country still have old missile bases hidden away. Or it might have been an irrigation project.

That brick wall and the cage area actually looked like the structures along Riverside Drive in Washington Heights in New York City. Years ago I would see city public works vehicles garaged there.

I used to live just above that area AND I'M NOT CREEPY :: :: :: :p
 
WOW!!!! :eek:


Heckuva review!!!


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.......Possibly the weirdest thing all day happened then. My camera batteries, freshly charged, died suddenly. Just one more thing to make this the creepiest hike ever.....Hopefully somebody enjoyed my little writeup. If not, at least I had pics of a sweet knife!


I enjoyed that very much. I know this is an "older" post but, when I got to the part about the batteries, it reminded me of an experience a friend and I had at "Moonville," in SE Ohio (do a search - it's cool). While on the "other side" of the tunnel, his batteries died - completely shutting down his camera.:confused:

The whole day was wierd. We actually lost each other once and were only yards apart and it wasn't like there was heavy brush. Never mind the "gost stories" about the place, we were there in broad daylight and neither of us are "spooky." He fell and scraped an elbow up pretty good and I still tease him that he did it falling back into this dimension.:eek: The batteries were back to full charge again when he started to change them.

Enjoyed the pics and am SO looking forward to posting some of my own Bushcraft sometime in the near future.:thumbup:
 
So what is the theory on the Caged Cave? That would have creeped me out! It almost reminds me of a Zoo display.


I have seen this in many areas around the country. Sometimes it is done to protect people from themselves and their curiosity and sometimes to protect bat habitat from ...... people and their curiosity. All of them that I have see, on public and private land have had signs stating the supposed dangers or that it was a protected bat habitat.
 
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