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There’s a feller an’ Bawanna is’ziz name.
Bought himself a kuk an’ never was th’ same.
Swung it left an’ done swung it right.
Swung at a tree stump with all’iz might.
“Th’ stump done moved!” Bawanna did claim.
But ‘iz poor ol’ yard never looked th’ same.
Swung’er agin and tryda flick ov th’ wrist.
He seed that stump move. Ol’ Bawanna dun missed.
“I’ll git’er right an' by gum Bookie, I’ll cut’er in two.”
So’s’e swung agin…. an’ over th’ house it flew!
There uz a loud clunk that sounded mighty queer.
An’ there ‘uz this sleigh bein’ pulled by 8 liddle raindeer!
Santy come walkin’ over with a tar’iron in’iz hand.
Said “Looky here Bawanna, you goin’ to La-la Land!”
When Bawanna come to, Santy an’ sled uz dun gone.
(Was thinkin’ ‘e passed out by slippin’ onna lawn.)
He was feelin’ aroun’, ‘iz mind in sum kinda haze.
An’ wondered how that kuk got stuck down there….
SIDEWAYS!
Bought himself a kuk an’ never was th’ same.
Swung it left an’ done swung it right.
Swung at a tree stump with all’iz might.
“Th’ stump done moved!” Bawanna did claim.
But ‘iz poor ol’ yard never looked th’ same.
Swung’er agin and tryda flick ov th’ wrist.
He seed that stump move. Ol’ Bawanna dun missed.
“I’ll git’er right an' by gum Bookie, I’ll cut’er in two.”
So’s’e swung agin…. an’ over th’ house it flew!
There uz a loud clunk that sounded mighty queer.
An’ there ‘uz this sleigh bein’ pulled by 8 liddle raindeer!
Santy come walkin’ over with a tar’iron in’iz hand.
Said “Looky here Bawanna, you goin’ to La-la Land!”
When Bawanna come to, Santy an’ sled uz dun gone.
(Was thinkin’ ‘e passed out by slippin’ onna lawn.)
He was feelin’ aroun’, ‘iz mind in sum kinda haze.
An’ wondered how that kuk got stuck down there….
SIDEWAYS!
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