My collection is growing...

Codger_64

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Last month I received a registered letter from a New York law firm. At first I was reluctant to sign for it, but what the heck. I've never been to New York, so I couldn't be in trouble there.

There were some forms enclosed with a brief letter from the senior partner. Basically, they were trying to confirm that I was the guy they were looking for before revealing what they were after. :eek:

Against my better judgement (and on attorney's advice... I owe him some pool service now), I filled out their forms and affidavits, had them witnessed by my attorney (who is circuit court judge) and another pool customer (who is the Circuit Court Clerk), and mailed them back.

I hadn't heard anything else until this morning when the Postmaster brought me another registered letter (Postmaster?). I had just gone back in the house when "Mr. Brown" pulled into the drive. He had brought me two boxes weighing 40-45 pounds each, labeled from the New York law firm. :confused:

Well, I rolled them into the livingroom on the dolly and opened the letter. It seems that I have been named a partial benificiary of not one, but two estates. Two boxes = two estates? Cool!:cool:

Nope. The boxes are papers - personal correspondence and business records of the two men, brothers. But... according to the letter, the papers are just the tip of the iceberg. Enclosed was a shipping manifest, not for the two boxes, but for knives. 1,687# of knives!:eek:

I have to call the law firm in the morning to tell them where to deliver the pallets of boxes, the machine shop with a forklift!.

According to the letter, the knives were the two men's personal collections dating back to the 1920's. They died ten years apart, the last about twelve years ago. Their collections have been unattended in storage ever since. The letter didn't state the name of the estates, but I recognize some of the handwriting and signatures on the papers I have looked at so far. :)

Now, what the hell am I going to do with that many knives? 3/4 of a ton? I'll have to rent storage for sure, and I can't put them in non-climate controlled storage. Any suggestions?

:confused:

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You must be living clean, or at least have a clean liver.:) Otherwise, the humidity is VERY low here in NE Wyoming! :):):)
Perhaps one or more of the knives will provide some quick income to secure some dry storage. I would hope that certain individuals in your life don't get wind of it. I hope I am one of the folks who get to hear what you received. And, last but not least, congratulations to a guy who gives more than he takes on this forum! Thanks again!
 
i proudly volunteer to help you and take some of them off your hands. i know your collection is full so if you get any that you do not deem worthy of your esteemed collection i will add them to mine. what are fellow forumites to do but help one another.
 
:Dmy suggestion would be to ship them on to me here in the dryness of west texas:thumbup:;)

:eek:oh well,just a suggestion:rolleyes:

what the beginnings of a story!! more please..........
 
the biggest giveaway EVER!!! :eek: jk i dont know, go through them and have a fun time?
 
This sounds like some of those emails I get saying someone in Nairobi needs someone to take a couple million off their hands, but need a bank account number to dump it into. Too bad you got it on this date.

APRIL FOOLS!

:D:D:D
 
Congradulations and in order. I have an uncanny knack for being able to read a person, either in person or by reading their quotes or comments. I have no doubt that you are a blessed man. You are more due these kind acts than you realize. You are such a caring and giving person, that is always trying to help the less knowledgeable knife collectors on here. I praise you for what you do, and you are most deserving.
If this turns out to be an April Fools joke---my comments still stand, You are special.
 
"mouse over" just under my signature in the first post, then check it out. :D
 
I woke up at 2 am, sat up in bed and realized I'd been had. My comments still stand.
 
I have to admit, I was taken for several minutes, and then it dawned on me it was still April 1st. Best prank I've seen in a while. Very well executed. :thumbup:
 
Damn Michael, I thought you'd inherited the Baer's lifetime collection!!!!!!!!! I think I need a defibrillator!:eek:

NICE ONE!:thumbup::D:D:D


Eric
 
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