My DPx Folder Complaint thread

[arijer]

RYP hear my loud and clear, I am dead serious about this!! I have listed the following complaints as to how the whole DPx Hest folder has been handled beyond the whole delay issue

1) It is not being delivered to my house by a blond bombshell FEMALE stripper

2) Unlike ESEE it does not include in its packaging, nor do you guarantee like R.A.T that a HEST folder will make me look better and luckier with the ladies

3) You have not mentioned in the Folder can be used to open braziers in a urgent situation requiring delicacy. All the talk has been about opening beer bottles

4) No guarantee that while i use the DPx HEST/F in a hostile situation, that I WILL LOOK GOOD doing it. R.A.T points that out in his products

5) and last but not least the name, asking a lady if she wants to see my HEST, well might not always get the reaction I want

Please RYP, why do you do this to us, have you not considered these important points for customer care to keep us happy??? I suggest you take my advice and offer these at least for the HESt titanium to keep us happy:thumbup:

 

[GASLESS]

I have a problem as well,I only ordered 1.I think if I ordered 1 more I would look twice as handsome

 

[R.A.T.]

That's what we have told everyone...our shit may get you killed but you're gonna look pretty dying!

 

[skinz0021]

Maybe it's because you should already know all this if your inline for a hest/f. If you can't tell by looking at it then it probably won't help much anyway....

I do think " would you like to touch my junglas?" has a better ring to it. But all in all anyone who has seen the hest folder know it can not be explained in words... Only by actions.

IF YOU CARRY IT, THEY WILL COME!

 

[punisherD1]

Uh oh sounds like a deal breaker. Funny

 

[arijer]

Uh oh sounds like a deal breaker. Funny

Sorry folks... my line is going to be

have you seen my HEST Folders (yes folders)? and why yes they are limited editions... thanks for noticing... now about my Junglus

 

[JUST1MOR]

RYP hear my loud and clear, I am dead serious about this!! I have listed the following complaints as to how the whole DPx Hest folder has been handled beyond the whole delay issue
1) It is not being delivered to my house by a blond bombshell FEMALE stripper
2) Unlike ESEE it does not include in its packaging, nor do you guarantee like R.A.T that a HEST folder will make me look better and luckier with the ladies
3) You have not mentioned in the Folder can be used to open braziers in a urgent situation requiring delicacy. All the talk has been about opening beer bottles
4) No guarantee that while i use the DPx HEST/F in a hostile situation, that I WILL LOOK GOOD doing it. R.A.T points that out in his products
5) and last but not least the name, asking a lady if she wants to see my HEST, well might not always get the reaction I want
Please RYP, why do you do this to us, have you not considered these important points for customer care to keep us happy??? I suggest you take my advice and offer these at least for the HESt titanium to keep us happy:thumbup:

arijer, you forgot the most important one of all:
1A) WAFFLE HOUSE DISCOUNTS !!!!! :thumbup:
Be safe.

 

[arijer]

Damn it bro, How could i forget that??? good point. now is it just waffle house? or is it also for Cracker Barrell or IHOP??

 

[JUST1MOR]

Damn it bro, How could i forget that??? good point. now is it just waffle house? or is it also for Cracker Barrell or IHOP??

My good man, I would check with Mist, I think he gets a percentage from both of their advertising budgets for his posts on here . . . :thumbup:

 

[killstew]

and unlike ESEE knives you have not stated whether they can be thrown at trees

 

[fixer]

RYP hear my loud and clear, I am dead serious about this!! I have listed the following complaints as to how the whole DPx Hest folder has been handled beyond the whole delay issue

1) It is not being delivered to my house by a blond bombshell FEMALE stripper

2) Unlike ESEE it does not include in its packaging, nor do you guarantee like R.A.T that a HEST folder will make me look better and luckier with the ladies

3) You have not mentioned in the Folder can be used to open braziers in a urgent situation requiring delicacy. All the talk has been about opening beer bottles

4) No guarantee that while i use the DPx HEST/F in a hostile situation, that I WILL LOOK GOOD doing it. R.A.T points that out in his products

5) and last but not least the name, asking a lady if she wants to see my HEST, well might not always get the reaction I want

Please RYP, why do you do this to us, have you not considered these important points for customer care to keep us happy??? I suggest you take my advice and offer these at least for the HESt titanium to keep us happy:thumbup:

i heard that RYP's really sorry about this, so next time he's in Thailand he'll send you two lady-bois to make up for it.

 

[arijer]

Uhm you see I understand the evil of your kind

That is why I stated FEMALE not " lady looking" or a " woman with a adam's apple"...

But if u happen to be in Colombia preferably Medellin, then we can work out some details RYP. I'll take brazil or Argentina as back up for your female sources

Now back to cracker barrel discounts...

 

[skinz0021]

i think the only thing that the hest will get you at a resturaunt is a guarantee of the runs if you eat at kfc or taco bell...

 

[arijer]

I dont need a HEST for that, It comes with those restaurants carte blanche

 

[skinz0021]

kinda like showing your rat pack card for free refills at waffle house???

 

[RYP]

You guyz are weirding me out...))

 

[sdg]

You guyz are weirding me out...))

I'm pretty sure we're currently at bargaining. Knife connoisseurs can be a bit erratic, so there's no telling what the next two stages will bring. Acceptance just might be replaced with going postal.

 

[Don Rearic]

Thank you for posting this illustration which clearly illustrates (what else should an illustration do?) the stages of my first fucked up marriage.

 

[333rm]

Thank you for posting this illustration which clearly illustrates (what else should an illustration do?) the stages of my first fucked up marriage.

Great one Don!!!!!

 

[RYP]

In order to speed up delivery of the limited edition Mall Ninja commemorative knive we have substituted tactical styrofoam for the handles and the Pakistan Damascus junkyard steel will be replaced with laminated tinfoil. This should shave three years off the delivery schedule!