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jpvjr71

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You're all invited to my funeral.
I was picking on a Marine I went to grade school with.
Telling her she has a cute nose AND freckles was too much for her and my girlfriend.
The Marine will put on a demo on bayonet use with my ass as the target, and my gf will throw what's left of me into a sinkhole about a mile from home.
 
jpvjr71 said:
You're all invited to my funeral.
I was picking on a Marine I went to grade school with.
Telling her she has a cute nose AND freckles was too much for her and my girlfriend.
The Marine will put on a demo on bayonet use with my ass as the target, and my gf will throw what's left of me into a sinkhole about a mile from home.
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So worth it.....
 
Blues said:
Before you depart this mortal coil, buy a gold membership and put up any knives you own which might be worth buying.

Your girlfriend can use the proceeds to pay for the funeral.

;)🍺
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...so you're telling us that you did not know you were walking through a mine field when you started commenting on another woman's looks. Dude!
 
knarfeng said:
...so you're telling us that you did not know you were walking through a mine field when you started commenting on another woman's looks. Dude!
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We used to pick on her in grade school about her height.
I sorta kinda told her she's a mini midget dwarf elf, l kinda like my girlfriend.
OOPS!
 
Blues said:
Before you depart this mortal coil, buy a gold membership and put up any knives you own which might be worth buying.

Your girlfriend can use the proceeds to pay for the funeral.

;)🍺
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I don't think their will be a funeral...
...the sinkhole is free
but geez thanks for thinking of me so highly
 
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