My generous offer rejected!

longbeachguy

longbeachguy

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I live in a condo, and some jerk off left a couch out by our dumpster and it's been sitting there for a couple weeks. Well, I took a closer look at it when I was taking out the garbage, and it's completely wood framed.

So, generous person that I am, I e-mailed the president of our HOA and offered to reduce the couch to bits and pieces that would fit in our dumpster. He responded that they've already called the city and it's going to be picked up.

Can you imagine how fun it would have been to go at that thing with my FFFBM? I feel robbed.
 
If it was put out as a piece of garbage, then it was abandoned.

If it was abandoned, then anybody can take it.

If you had taken it, it would have become yours, and you could have done with it as you like.
 
That would look just fine in the city, a man with a knife the size of a small sword going crazy on an abandoned couch out behind an apartment complex.
You'd still be a rubber room with a straight jacket on ranting about how the guys on Bladeforums need to see your mistress doing what she does best.:D
 
book'em said:
That would look just fine in the city, a man with a knife the size of a small sword going crazy on an abandoned couch out behind an apartment complex.
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That's exactly why I haven't been able to give my mistress the workout she deserves yet. I've been tempted in similar situations many times- haven't gone for it yet. There's a nice chest of drawers out there right now that's begging to be put out of its misery. The one time I chopped a coconut out on my deck, it brought out the neighbors on both sides, hands on hips. Friggin' yuppie city.

For the record, a FFBM is kind of overkill on a coconut. The damn thing exploded like a bomb- shooting shrapnel for tens of feet in all directions. The secret, I've learned, is a LIGHT chop. There is some serious chopping power in that beauty.
 
book'em said:
That would look just fine in the city, a man with a knife the size of a small sword going crazy on an abandoned couch out behind an apartment complex.
You'd still be a rubber room with a straight jacket on ranting about how the guys on Bladeforums need to see your mistress doing what she does best.:D
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Yeah on some level I think that's another reason I didn't just do it. Especially without the official sanction of our HOA board.
 
book'em said:
That would look just fine in the city, a man with a knife the size of a small sword going crazy on an abandoned couch out behind an apartment complex.
You'd still be a rubber room with a straight jacket on ranting about how the guys on Bladeforums need to see your mistress doing what she does best.:D
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Unlike in the country where I live where me in my boxers at 6am was chasing a very pissed off and injured razorbag hog with a 1911 across my acreage trying to herd it out of the gate that I left open after it and my rotts met each other on uncordial terms :D
 
Maybe you could invite longbeachguy out for a visit and he could go frackin' crazy with his Busse blades.:thumbup::D
 
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