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These nine cutting implements are coming next week that I need like a hole in the head - but nevermind - bless the kind darling !
Just plastic fantastic cheapies but sod it I can use ANY sharpie and I have completely completely totally honestly run out out space - I have 3 vases full of knives on the kitchen windowsill ! I must stop my addiction to knives - I`m terrible !
At least they`ll go in the commercial dishwasher and knife steriliser at work.

So it`ll be 3 ten inch Chinese bread slicers - plain and serrated.
Erm a 6", 10" and 14" green plastic chef`s knife to go with my 8" green one - for a crazy set from Starrett on Amazon.
A cheapie 14" plastic cake knife, a Kiwi chopping knife and a cute 3 inch mini cleaver - that`s all - I might give `em all a dance on the diamonds to spruce `em up a bit - I`m not taking the Tormek downstairs !
The Thai Kiwi`s get amazing reviews and the full tang Kom Kom are brilliant for the money too.
Most commercial chefs and a lot I know just use colour coded plastic efforts like those above because they`re cheap and tough and can stand a boil-wash.
A lot use budget plastic Victorinox, DIcks and Mercers because they get the prep done.
I`ve not seen many guys using Wustofs, Shuns and Globals or fancy Japanese semi-stainless, PM`s or carbons.

My cheffie mates can take them off my hands later this Summer - no room at the inn !

One good thing; they`re not as bad as these ones - the small white one is 15 inches long haha !

I am consoled with the idea of two gorgeous three foot Japanese Samurai swords that I got the neighbour next door - I`ve not started collecting them - YET - all mine look like cheap ugly metal tools in comparison.

I only have a couple of budget Chinese half pretty ones - I just saw knives as tools until I landed on this lovely site - Thank You All !

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Five years ago I had these twenty and that was too many - been collecting since the early seventies but in the last two years I`ve gone mental - I could blame the soup kitchens but it`s not their fault at all - I only take a ten dollar chopper to work and oh a Lancashire veggie peeler for potatoes, carrots and other root veg.
I can peel tomatoes, garlic, ginger or tiny shallots with my $10 eight inch chopper no problem - it helps when the caidao is fairly light; about 11-12 ounces, with 50/50 balance and obviously shaving sharp.
And I`m daft - I haven`t got any sticking plasters or bandages in the house and they`re all near shaving sharp and I cook on vodka - oh well nevermind.
 
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When I started my kitchen knife hobby in earnest, I decided to develop a batterie of grabbable knives that were/are sharp and ready to use.

I soon started buying prospective new knives that had to compete for "slots" in my batterie--or fill "gaps."

If one prevailed, it joined the batterie for good. The loser was given away or sold.

It's taken me about 6 months to "learn" best ways to use a new potential addition--and another 6 to integrate it into the batterie.

That's kept my purchases down to a trickle--and led me to purchase more expensive knives.

At this point, all my knives perform very well. It's how they look and feel in my hand that makes them "keepers."

It would take me years to evaluate and decide on nine knives purchased at one time--like the ones you've posted.
 
I totally understand D Dr. Rayeye - that is a very good strategy and you can sort the wheat from the chaff and end up with a gorgeous collection that is high-performance and dependable.
I would have trouble deciding what are my current favourite sharpies - I take a worn-out cheap carbon caidao to work with a cheapie Chinese bread-knife and Lancashire peeler for bread and root veg etc.
That`s like someone asking me what my favourite music is - one day it`s Classical Iraqi oud recitals, next it`s Japanese all-girl heavy metal groups.
I have catholic reading tastes too - at the moment I have Wilfred Owen - a World War One English poet downstairs and an intriguing English translation of the 40`s classic - Phenomenology of Perception by Merleau-Ponty upstairs - They both ground me in these tumultuous times.
My girlfriend knew I was chopping in China in the 1990`s using just a cheap caidao and occasionally a small parer or Asian 5" - 6" petty.
I have been cooking since I was seven and until I was a teenager all I used was a 1970`s Tramontina 6" utility , a 10" no brand Japanese bread knife and a Lancashire peeler and I cooked for big get togethers feeding hundreds at least once a month and my family of 6 weekly - at least breakfast and evening meal.
My Mother and grandparents were amazing cooks and made their own pasta, bread, cakes, biscuits , minced beef for schnitzels, grew veggies, brewed beer and wine - everything.
My grandparents would not have a freezer or eat tinned goods so everything was cooked fresh either before work or early evening.
Mum bought them a chest freezer which they used as a blanket box - it was never plugged in !
Later in college and uni I tried to teach the other students to buy good produce and do rudimentary meals usually with no change in their behaviour.
So, often pooling meagre resources I made communal meals, made lots of solid friends and did my best to encourage them to use their imagination.
I was not going to eat dried, often dead cereals, cold snacks, sandwiches and processed junk food.I tried to tell my mates that you are what you eat, you need brainfood to make neuro transmitters and build muscle to be normally healthy with a sensible diet and the odd treat but not typical student fare that gave them unstable energy levels, obesity and depression.
In my mid twenties I moved to London and I ended up doing fusion cooking from at least 2-3 Countries with every meal.
My favourite mixtures were Eastern European, Middle Eastern and English or English, French and Indian or Tex-Mex, Spanish and British or Thai / Malay / Chinese / Japanese or Scandinavian / Russian / Polish meals or my Gf loved Italian and Asian concoctions haha !
The reason we had World cuisine is because my friends were from all over and they wanted to reminisce about food in their old country - it was fascinating blending and experimenting - I learnt loads.
To cut a long story short I went to live and work in Hong Kong and Macau 30 years ago and my knife skills got different using a budget caidao mainly.
I also lived in Egypt where I adored the locals and cooked mad new things.
I smithed as a hobby at weekend making 1-2 Asian carbon knives a week in Asia after being a blacksmith in England from the late seventies to the early eighties.
I mostly made sickles, hoes, axes and spades then and loads of ironmongery for farmers and villagers - not many knives at first !
In China I made loads of knives but in the last 30 years I`ve hardly done any because my arthritis is too bad and it`s too demanding.
In Wetherby, Yorkshire it was a mad horsey town with a racetrack and farms everywhere and there was only two local farriers who were rushed off their two feet for quadrupeds so I did the honours after making loads of horse-shoes in a little 19th century 2-bed forge cottage.
I was so hot I lost 15 lbs a weekend; no need for a diet or gym in the country.
It was even worse in the fox hunting season - there was a lot of worn-out shoes to hammer and shod.
To me the most important thing was practice cooking for big groups and socialising playing my sax, impromptu jams with piano / keyboards and guitar or having a card school or boardgames / charades nights - brilliant for integration in different social strata - and fun to boot !
I don`t need fancy knives because I am so used to using a 5" - 6" £1 - £5 knife alone to cook for a big wedding reception / wake / party; I had no choice 40 years ago.
To me knife-skills are much more important than the cutting implement and speed and accuracy goes up when you do serious bulk cooking.
I have never done recipes, don`t weigh or measure anything or need to look at the kitchen clock anymore - it just happens and I rarely undercook / overcook / over-season / under-season - just done it too often home and away.
It happens when I`m over-tired, too drunk or over-busy / rushed but not very often.
My girlfriend follows recipes and cookbooks and measures things but I just do things by feel - opposites attract haha !
One day was funny - she looked up how to roast chestnuts on the net and I told her just to put `em in a medium oven, middle shelf and take them out when they`re slightly splitting - I said there`s no cooking instructions written on the side of a cow or big sea bass haha !
To me, being a pro chef is too boring and limiting - I never have the same meal twice - never.
One thing that pro chefs don`t have is time - I`ve taken weeks making a cake and ages making ham and jerky, jam, pickles, canning, drying, desiccating, milling custom grain and nut flours etc.I love doing soft cheeses and plain / fruit yogurts because the raw unpasteurised ones are so healthy.
I have one decent heirloom knife - that`s all I need - and that`s a caidao haha ! - I think I have about 20-odd caidaos, bone choppers and nakiri`s - I`ve not counted.
Variety is the spice of Life.
 
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Great bio! You've really migrated between the two extremes: an inexpensive Chinese vegetable cleaver (caidao) and paring knife versus a whole armament of special purpose knives. My prep work has always been a hobby for fun with interludes of collaborative projects to make things interesting. I've also been interested in the technology of knifemaking by hand and production systems--especially efforts that show cultural fusion between Japan/China and Western meal prep kitchen knives. That's where I've done some exploring.
 
Thank you so much for your kind words D Dr. Rayeye - mucho appreciated.
Yep I`ve had to travel for my job and emigrating was a massive struggle and challenge but ultimately rewarding.
I was dropped in the deep-end in China - I didn`t think I would be able to cope with the massive change but it was too good an opportunity to turn down so I persevered.
It`s weird that my cousin also emigrated to China and got married with kids later and I didn`t know because we were out of touch for yonks - Spooky !
My mum said get a few strings to my bow for contingencies and flexibility so I turned hobbies into careers.
I have always adored collecting things because I like variety and rare unusual artifacts.
I love unique and different knives - same with music and books - haha !
With knives I started out with nothing and then made them later on to try and de-stress from a high-pressure sales job.

I gave most of my knives away as pressies abroad and I came back to England with about fifty - I was horrified one day when I came back from work and my horrible, jealous, violent girlfriend had thrown them in a rubbish lorry to go to a landfill tip plus all my precious books, a lovely stereo, music, suits, shirts and shoes ! - I swear I didn`t deserve that.She was not right in the head !

Many many years later I started collecting again and I`m so glad I found this fantastic site - I am constantly learning from you all and I am awestruck perusing members gorgeous outdoor and artisan knives from around the World.
 
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