My Mistress found a new best friend!

[trevitrace]

Cleaned out a backpack I haven't looked at in a long time and found this, I think it was a silly promo for a bacon company. Anyway, thought I'd slap it on the sheath.

 

[Hindsight]

Its so FLUFFY!!!!!

 

[JDieseljoe69]

Its so FLUFFY!!!!!

(Homer voice.)-Mmmmm fluffy bacon, arghhhh!

 

[=MAX=]

It would make a great tinder ball for a campfire.

 

[Noxious Fumes]

^^^^ lololol.... Yup, just rub KY jelly into it.

 

[trevitrace]

Survival pig?

 

[Noxious Fumes]

Survival pig is a good one...... You all know about fat wood and how it's made? How about a "fat pig" .....

 

[evltcat]

Nah, ya got it all wrong...
Trevitrace sets it out as BAIT, and waits for the BIG Hogs to come see what's wrong with the little one, then BANG!
Bacon for everyone!!!!! :thumbup:

 

[Noxious Fumes]

^^^^ right you are

 

[Lora7]

That is by far the fluffiest pig I have ever laid eyes on. I think he makes a nice friend for your mistress. :thumbup:

 

[trevitrace]

Survival Pig Update

Sad news today, friends. As I was enjoying a lovely Wisconsin autumn thumping around the woodland, Survival Pig bailed. I am inconsolable.

 

[Noxious Fumes]

Retrace your steps..... You'll find him. He might have gone feral, though.

 

[Garth Reckner]

Just wanted to be with his own kind. Be careful though. Hogs go feral very quickly.

Garth

 

[Lora7]

The poor little guy probably got jealous of how much you were using his mistress and just abandoned sheath.