My Ode....

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hotrodKelley

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Oh, my 1/300...You are so fine,
you've been with other HOGS, but now you're mine:p

I'm in awe of your smooth finish, clip point, and round butt too....
your grooved micarta scales, held in, by slotted screws:eek:

When I hold you in my hand, its so easy to see...
why you're wanted by others, and not just me;)

So my Battle Mistress, I just want you to know....
you take a better beating, than any MOFO:cool:




TA DA!


I guess I shouldn't bother applying at Hallmark then.:D
 
Although the poetry provides a great mental image, I keep thinking a picture will appear.
 
Meaningful cards for caring daring men.



To my Dearest one,

I am so sorry that I went out last Friday
Tony took me to that place out by the highway.

The girls were so hot - I think it was like a trap.
Yep, you guessed it - you got the clap.
 
Oh man! That was awesome.... UNTIL...

You dissed the Mofo :confused: :confused:

Dude, you could have said anything else, like:
- "than any SFN-O",
- or "I'll never let you GO..."
- you could have even said "MOJO"

But not the MOFO :D :D
 
xaman said:
Oh man! That was awesome.... UNTIL...

You dissed the Mofo :confused: :confused:

Dude, you could have said anything else, like:
- "than any SFN-O",
- or "I'll never let you GO..."
- you could have even said "MOJO"

But not the MOFO :D :D
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LOL.

The original draft actually said: ...you take a better beating, than a crack ho.
 
"I guess I shouldn't bother applying at Hallmark then." :D

You'd have to explain and they wouldn't understand :confused: It was very poetic though ;)
 
I'm Sorry Guys. My baby is a "non-user". I know, I'm one of "those" guys. LOL.

I'm afraid to use it,:confused: Is that so wrong?

You guys will just have to watch that youtube video where the FFBM is getting abused as a consolation. I'm sorry.
 
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