my postman suspects I've joined a weird cult

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All those funny long boxes...

How can I convince him I'm normal? :eek:

:p

Can y'all provide character references?

:D
 
Don't keep him guessing. Meet him at the mailbox and show him what's in the box. At least he'll know what kind of cult it is.
:eek:
 
newdovo2 said:
Don't keep him guessing. Meet him at the mailbox and show him what's in the box. At least he'll know what kind of cult it is.
:eek:
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Maybe he'll join! Another shark in the tank ....

:D
 
Yes... holding some lit incense in your left hand, and a drawn khukuri in your right, explain to the mailman how it came to you from the Himalayas, by way of Bishwakarma, the original kami, and your Uncle Bill, who lives in Reno, but isn't REALLY your Uncle.

If he doesn't take off at the point, you can start in explaining about the Convex Mafia, the importance of belt sanders, and the whole WWII debate on 16.5" vs. 18".


BTW, what size straitjacket do you (we) wear?



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Ad Astra said:
Yes... holding some lit incense in your left hand, and a drawn khukuri in your right, explain to the mailman how it came to you from the Himalayas, by way of Bishwakarma, the original kami, and your Uncle Bill, who lives in Reno, but isn't REALLY your Uncle.
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I suspect that will clear the whole thing up. :)
 
Bamboo said it.

But unlike the Moonies, we get really cool bent blades we can chop up stuff with in return for the cult donations we send up to Reno, Nevada :D

Andrew Lim
 
Just tell him the doc's are trying to get your medication balanced.
 
Rusty said:
Just tell him the doc's are trying to get your medication balanced.
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Follow with a half-dozen very deep breaths. Go rigid. Then dart your eyes about wildly while muttering [volume rises]: "Who?" "Why?" "With a knife?!!!"
 
I'd make a terrible character reference. Besides, I don't want the P.O. checking my funny long boxes while "I'm holding some lit incense in my left hand, and a drawn khukuri in my right, trying to explain to the mailman how it came to me from the Himalayas, by way of Bishwakarma, the original kami, and my Uncle Bill, who lives in Reno, but isn't REALLY my Uncle." LOL!!! :D :D
 
Tx, ANG1, some of these things may seem hard to explain to those cult-outsiders, but... A sense of absurdity/reality helps.

I seem to have different, hmm, mail-people? I hate PC. Training them to leave tri-boxes in the shed.

Knives per se, aren't funny at all, but the forum can be. And it should be.


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