My Wife picks yet another one of my Busse's to be her own

papathud

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I am in the process of rebuilding my wife's and my own Bug-out bags.
It has been 4/5 years since I last did this.
I don't know about you, But this is a time consuming thing for me.
My wife had added a Basic #9 to her bag a few years back.

However, she decided she wanted to look at the other large Busse's last night
After an hour and a half or so of pretty much Freaking me the *#@$ out
(you know, swinging around knives like my Mojo L.E. number 911, and my virginal BM's from the first 300,Let us not forget the Z.T's.
She finally picked out the first Straight handled Battle Mistress I ever got,(Oct 17, 1999),High Desert Low Ride,,adjusted to fit my leg. the one I have spent time on with a dremel tool making it fit my hand.

I just do not know what to do,,I actually feel relieved.
It could have been so much worse, she could have picked a knife that all I ever do with it is go oooh ahhh, and rub it with a diaper to be her Bug-out Bag beater knife.

BUT WHERE DOES IT END ??

She does not go out and find these knives, she just every once in a while picks out one of mine and says "Thank you", or " Nice Knife " and it is gone!!!

The first one was the Prototype Game Warden (June 27, 2000).
Then there was the Satin finish Birds beak Steel Heart(May 2001).
There have been other victims.
No Warning.
I am getting Nervous about bringing them all out to roll around in on the floor.
What happens if she walks in on me then,,,do I lose more knives?
Does she join me on the floor?
She has her own guns, and this is a community property state, Do I try to tell her NO ?

P.S She has decided to make a D-guard from Turquoise 2 or 3mm climbing rope, she wants a four lay,,,(Maybe I have spoiled that woman, A four lay, doesnt she know I am old now ) ;)

Thank you for the space to rant,

Andre
 
Rant space is always free and available. Let me give you a piece of advice...get a divorce as quick as you can :) If you need more convincing, take a few hours and read threads by others who have traveled down that dark road :D
 
No kicks by this married man.

Mine may take one, but she buys me 2 or 3 to make up for it.

So far, she has only laid claim to a tan Pauls and a tan LMS. She has a Rat Shaker, but it bit her a while back, so she's kinda leary.

Dark road?? Don;t think so..
 
Fortunately for me, my wife's take on my obsession is that "they all look like knives to me".
 
Here is the evolution of my wife's (learned?) bad habit!!

1. SAK Knockoff
2. SAK Classic
3. Spyderco Ladybug
4. Spyderco Salsa
5. Busse AD (Snakeskin/Satin)
6. Now she's looking at a LMS and I even caught her raising an eyebrow at a Busse Custom!!!


Stop it while you still can my friends!! I'm declaring an ELEVATED level of alert! :eek:
 
Hi all

you really have a hard time!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :grumpy:

my girl friend can't see the fun in that I use almost all of our spare money o knives!! I understand you have hard time guys!!! :D :D :p :D :eek: :( :) :)

Nicolai

www.brix-tactical.dk
 
"I am getting Nervous about bringing them all out to roll around in on the floor.
What happens if she walks in on me then,,,do I lose more knives?
Does she join me on the floor?"

I would hope for the "join me on the floor" choice. ;)
 
Andre

Don't feel too bad, my wife HAD a SRKW BR for her side of the bed. That was until I had my fatty, satin finished, zero edged SHBM out to double check some measurements for a Leatherman sheath. All I heard was "Ooh, that's pretty!" followed closely by "That will make me feel safer!" and a BR was resting in the spot where the SHBM was moments before. I'm still stunned! The only good thing is, she doesn't use it for anything. Bad thing is, it's the biggest satin finished knife I own and have nothing to barter with to get it back. I just wish she had picked a standard SHBM instead.

Rob
 
It’s the same misery here.
So far my wife has pinched a Paul’s Hatchet, an INFIcoot, and will be undoubtedly taking the two Nick’s off my hands when they arrive.
Ian. :eek: :eek::D
 
My wife has her eyes on my BA3 it has pretty handles :) I'll settle down when I get my basic 5 to carry :p besides she makes an awsome Dguard.
Now if I could get a 4 lay :confused:
Peace
 
bob,
your wife could certainly do a 4-lay. talented young lady d-gaurder!
:rolleyes:


andre,
amazing collection, man. glad you're back.
pics please
oh yeah, sell me some crazy shat, puhleez.
and your basic 9

thanks, jody

151, 151 and coke chaser
 
DN,
I don't think my wife "Belives" in the D word,,I might not survive the process
AND I KNOW she has knives,and a temper, and holds a grudge,
There are people who are not afraid of their wives,,, I have even gone to some of their burial services.
My Wife made me go, said it would be good for me.


Nic,
WetDog,
Ian,
I feel your pain.

Mguy,
Progunner,
You are "Lucky Men"

Steels,
Watch yer 6 Dude,,pain seems sure to follow.

Vor,
Sure "She" Can,,It's me I'm worried about.

Thank you all for your support
 
P.S.
Vor,
You do not chase 151 with Coke.
You chase Coke with 151,,one Coke lasts through a lot of 151(with Practice)
Wild Cherry Pepsi is sweeter.
 
i loose about 1 every two months to her, she uses them for digging and prying up artifacts :eek: :eek:

vickibusse.jpg
 
Hey Skunk you never said she was cute too. You almost have to expect to donate a few blades to the cute ones! :D
 
Mr. Skunk,
Sounds like she has alot more Knives than my wife.
You shore have a pretty wife, and good looking countryside as well.
I got to say I really like the hat.
You say she digs artifacts, sound like she digs Busse knives as well.

Strabs,
You are welcomed into the few, the proud, the Lucky mens group.
 
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