My wife thinks I'm cheating on her!

BIG MATT

BIG MATT

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Hello everyone I am new to busse knives. I've heard alot about them so I picked one up. It was a BATCLE I loved the way it looked and felt in my hand, but that was not why I made the purchase.... It was because of the mystery steel...INFI! I took it home and debated whether or not to really use/abuse the knife like other people had discussed here before. Then something happened .... I heard an inner squeel inside my soul! Before I knew what was happening I was chopping through 2x4's. Next the kids tree fort came down....glory! Then I threw it repeatedly untill it went through or new fence, ( Ifixed it quickly so the wife wouldn't find out). Now I have 13 pieces of INFI and I see no end in sight. I am always looking on the exchange and forever checking the busse sites. I was looking and Lundes beautiful wallpaper of knives when my wife came in....(what should I do?). I quickly exited out and told her I was looking at places that I could take her on vacation. She didn't buy it. She thinks that I might be having an affair... she is also the type of woman that see's no reason to have more than one knife...she has also noticed that I come home from work late( I'm at the post office buying and mailing M.O. for that next piece of INFI). Now for a question. I saw a picture of an axe at the busse museum site. I MUST HAVE THIS TYPE OF AX!!!!!!!!!!! Has it been produced yet? I NEED TO KNOW... I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. My name is BIG MATT and I am an INFIHOLIC.
 
Welcome brother...

You are screwed. You might be better off admitting an affair, than of being an INFIholic... :p

13 pieces... Pics man... WE NEED PICS!! :thumbup:
 
Yup you have got it BAD:thumbup:
I think my Wife would rather I had the affair:cool::cool:

You must mean the Megladon Axe, I know another new guy lusting for one of those....
 
I'm now here waiting alone at home for the mailman in hopes of three new pieces. How can anything that feels so good also make you feel a little guilty?
 
Sounds like me a year ago. Good luck, I haven't gotten any better. My only luck is the fact I'm not married. My girlfriend just shakes her head when I get a new Busse. I know it would be different if we were married. She thinks it's horrible that some of my married buddies/family members keep knife and gun purchases from their wives. I just ask "how else are they supposed to do it?" That cliche that says it's better to beg for forgiveness than to ask permission is oh so true!
 
If you don't know, $ and kids are the top two reasons people get divorced. I think I would just tell her, perhaps let her go out and get some new clothes or something. ;)
 
In the majority of cases, infidelity does not lead to a divorce. Money is, however, the number 1 thing coples fight about. Just come out and tell her you are having an affair. Do it for your marriage. :)
 
Get HER hooked on knives too! That's the only good solution.:thumbup:
 
stabman said:
Get HER hooked on knives too! That's the only good solution.:thumbup:
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I would try but she would not understand, my wife is from NJ. Should I say more. The cheating route would be easier and more understandable. LOL.

However, she did find my stash of INFI and all she said was WTF is all of this. Baby it is an investment, protection for when the shizit hit the fan.
 
BIG MATT said:
Hello everyone I am new to busse knives. I've heard alot about them so I picked one up. It was a BATCLE I loved the way it looked and felt in my hand, but that was not why I made the purchase.... It was because of the mystery steel...INFI! I took it home and debated whether or not to really use/abuse the knife like other people had discussed here before. Then something happened .... I heard an inner squeel inside my soul! Before I knew what was happening I was chopping through 2x4's. Next the kids tree fort came down....glory! Then I threw it repeatedly untill it went through or new fence, ( Ifixed it quickly so the wife wouldn't find out). Now I have 13 pieces of INFI and I see no end in sight. I am always looking on the exchange and forever checking the busse sites. I was looking and Lundes beautiful wallpaper of knives when my wife came in....(what should I do?). I quickly exited out and told her I was looking at places that I could take her on vacation. She didn't buy it. She thinks that I might be having an affair... she is also the type of woman that see's no reason to have more than one knife...she has also noticed that I come home from work late( I'm at the post office buying and mailing M.O. for that next piece of INFI). Now for a question. I saw a picture of an axe at the busse museum site. I MUST HAVE THIS TYPE OF AX!!!!!!!!!!! Has it been produced yet? I NEED TO KNOW... I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. My name is BIG MATT and I am an INFIHOLIC.
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Hey Matt, welcome aboard. Buying Busse knives is about as close to having a mistress as you can get without really having one. You spend all your time thinking of them, spend all your money attaining them and then you know darned well your wife will never understand. :D

Which axe did you see? Maybe post a link. There are three of one type made back in 2000, only two have surfaced and then there is the Megalodon, which was a one off Jerry made for someone, but it is more a weapon of mass destruction rather than an axe. :D
 
The ax that I MUST HAVE is called the MEGALODON. It is the absolute craziest most awesome piece of INFI ever made. I would love to have any ax at all made from INFI. PLEASE HELP ME BOSS HOG!
 
Find a local hog and sell him your infi for CHEAP!!! That's the only way to keep your wife from killing you. Trust me on this :D
 
Matt,
I don't know what to say except, your DONE !!! There is one good thing about collectings Busse's, If she uses one on you like "L. Bobbit", at least the cut won't be jagged. Sleep with one eye open Bro, and don't pass out on the Scotch.
 
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