My wreck

[SteelSlaver]

I rear ended a car today. I tell you, it was a REALLY bad day!
The driver gets out of the other car and he's a friggin DWARF,

stood 4-foot-nothing! He looked up at me and says "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

You know where a really short guy hits a really tall guy?

 

[Fred.Rowe]

Some days, real life situations are stranger than any fiction.



Thanks for sharing, Fred

A single picture, in this case, would be worth, much more, than a thousand words

 

[NDallyn]

I'm guessing he was "Grumpy".

 

[deker]

Sorry to hear about your accident, but at least there was a funny side to it. I tell you, I'm never that quick witted when I need to be....

-d

 

[butcher_block]

that is funny i jsut got an FW email that sounded like that. life can sure be odd

 

[Fiddleback]

That was hilarious!!!

 

[fitzo]

"Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers."

 

[indian george]

He must of had really good eye site to find anything to hit between your legs. HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

 

[KnifeHead]

Oh boy....that's just rich. Sorry about your wreck but the other stuff was dang funny.

 

[SteelSlaver]

Don't be sorry it was just a joke my wife send me and I added to. Glad you guys got a laugh