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Sooo...I've got these two maintenance guys that work at my condo complex. They both like knives and I have given them both some cheapies and I always hook em up with fish so they think I'm cool, whether I am or not.
Anyway, they know me pretty well so today they were asking me what knives I brought back from the states. I smiled and pulled out my yojimbo 2.
After the oohs and aahs, one of them (Kevin) asked if he could check it out. I handed the knife to him and he opened it. After checking the edge, he started fumbling with it trying to figure out the compression lock. I started to show him and he rolled his eyes at me and said he didn't need help (did I mention that Kevin already knows everything?). So I watched him holding the knife and searching for the lock with his little finger right in the path of the blade. He found it. BOINK! He immediately looked up and grinned sheepishly and said "I cut myself". I laughed and said "I know". He bled for awhile and the three of us got a good laugh as the jokes flew for several minutes.
I think some twisted little part of me kind of gets a kick out of it when somebody cuts themselves with one of my knives. Especially after I tell them to be careful and they roll their eyes at me.
. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a sadist and I don't want anyone to actually get hurt, but watching someone get a little nick and a lesson kinda makes me chuckle.

After the oohs and aahs, one of them (Kevin) asked if he could check it out. I handed the knife to him and he opened it. After checking the edge, he started fumbling with it trying to figure out the compression lock. I started to show him and he rolled his eyes at me and said he didn't need help (did I mention that Kevin already knows everything?). So I watched him holding the knife and searching for the lock with his little finger right in the path of the blade. He found it. BOINK! He immediately looked up and grinned sheepishly and said "I cut myself". I laughed and said "I know". He bled for awhile and the three of us got a good laugh as the jokes flew for several minutes.
I think some twisted little part of me kind of gets a kick out of it when somebody cuts themselves with one of my knives. Especially after I tell them to be careful and they roll their eyes at me.
