Naked and Afraid Dropped Somewhere in Maldives with Stranger Woman and One Item

At least this one is not just a naked dude like that last show! I'll watch, hell I watch any outdoors/survival shows that I happen to come across. They may be staged, they may be cheesy, but they're still better than most other shows on TV and they usually have some great scenery of places that I'll never get to.
 
I wouldn't, they are a team and he already has a knife. The extraction point is between 1 and 10 miles from where they were inserted. If there is no rule about compulsory dawdling she needs to have a material they can get 4 shoes from, so may be a tire. If they are going to milk it and force them to take the full 21 day limit she needs to bring some sort of pot.
 
I think I'll be afraid to watch the naked...

To me seems to be pandering for an audience. Why naked? You could achieve the same with a bathing suits and just tell them they can't use the suits for anything other than clothing/coverage. It would have the same effect. And who the heck would be naked in the middle of nowhere except for a skinny dip and/or some quick nookie? Short of your clothes being stolen or washed down stream, can't really think of a reason. Having to walk back to your car while your friends laugh their a$$ off at you is hardly a 'survival' situation...

And why does naked = afraid unless there's stuff going on behind the scenes? Again, pandering IMHO.

I might change my mind if they drop off some centerfolds...

And the producer bitten by a Fer-de-lance, that's no joke...those things are bad juju...

BOSS
 
baldtaco-II said:
I wouldn't, they are a team and he already has a knife. The extraction point is between 1 and 10 miles from where they were inserted. If there is no rule about compulsory dawdling she needs to have a material they can get 4 shoes from, so may be a tire. If they are going to milk it and force them to take the full 21 day limit she needs to bring some sort of pot.
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10 miles?? Hike it out..

Oh yea, then let's do it again ;)
 
The "naked" part makes this incredibly stupid, and should remind us that this broadcast has nothing to do with survival or scenery or personal struggle. Its about ad revenue.

I have an idea for a show. Remember Joe Teti from Dual Survival? The Discovery Channel should take his two hot sisters, steal their clothes, drop them on the the coast of Costa Rica with nothing but a bottle of Tropicana sunscreen, and call it A Pair of Naked Tetis on the Beach. Their challenge is to signal a passing Russian fishing trawler with only squeals, giggles and jumping jacks. But wait - there's a twist! The Russian fishing trawler has an all-woman crew, whose clothes were stolen by Somali pirates. When the trawler is signaled by the Teti sisters and reaches the coast, a big, naked spank-fight erupts over the bottle of Tropicana sunscreen. When all appears lost, supermodel Kate Upton parachutes onto the beach to restore order - her bikini tragically having been torn off by the high winds of the freefall. She restores order between the naked Teti sisters and the naked all-woman trawler crew, and the final episode fades to black with everyone sharing and applying the sunscreen to the sounds of more squeals and giggles.

But remember - the show has nothing to do with nudity. Its a survival show.
 
powernoodle said:
The "naked" part makes this incredibly stupid, and should remind us that this broadcast has nothing to do with survival or scenery or personal struggle. Its about ad revenue.

I have an idea for a show. Remember Joe Teti from Dual Survival? The Discovery Channel should take his two hot sisters, steal their clothes, drop them on the the coast of Costa Rica with nothing but a bottle of Tropicana sunscreen, and call it A Pair of Naked Tetis on the Beach. Their challenge is to signal a passing Russian fishing trawler with only squeals, giggles and jumping jacks. But wait - there's a twist! The Russian fishing trawler has an all-woman crew, whose clothes were stolen by Somali pirates. When the trawler is signaled by the Teti sisters and reaches the coast, a big, naked spank-fight erupts over the bottle of Tropicana sunscreen. When all appears lost, supermodel Kate Upton parachutes onto the beach to restore order - her bikini tragically having been torn off by the high winds of the freefall. She restores order between the naked Teti sisters and the naked all-woman trawler crew, and the final episode fades to black with everyone sharing and applying the sunscreen to the sounds of more squeals and giggles.

But remember - the show has nothing to do with nudity. Its a survival show.
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Cool, must get TiVo for that! :D
 
powernoodle said:
The "naked" part makes this incredibly stupid, and should remind us that this broadcast has nothing to do with survival or scenery or personal struggle. Its about ad revenue.

I have an idea for a show. Remember Joe Teti from Dual Survival? The Discovery Channel should take his two hot sisters, steal their clothes, drop them on the the coast of Costa Rica with nothing but a bottle of Tropicana sunscreen, and call it A Pair of Naked Tetis on the Beach. Their challenge is to signal a passing Russian fishing trawler with only squeals, giggles and jumping jacks. But wait - there's a twist! The Russian fishing trawler has an all-woman crew, whose clothes were stolen by Somali pirates. When the trawler is signaled by the Teti sisters and reaches the coast, a big, naked spank-fight erupts over the bottle of Tropicana sunscreen. When all appears lost, supermodel Kate Upton parachutes onto the beach to restore order - her bikini tragically having been torn off by the high winds of the freefall. She restores order between the naked Teti sisters and the naked all-woman trawler crew, and the final episode fades to black with everyone sharing and applying the sunscreen to the sounds of more squeals and giggles.

But remember - the show has nothing to do with nudity. Its a survival show.
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Heck, that should be a whole channel! Nothing but nekkid sunscreen applying sessions and every now and then they have to gather coconuts for pina coladas.
 
HARDBALL said:
Soooo, powernoodle......when is your show airing ?
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It premieres this September on the Discovery Channel. We are currently shooting Season 2, which will air in the fall of 2014. I can't give away too much about Season 2, but a cargo container carrying jump ropes and hula hoops washes up on the beach, and hilarity ensues.
 
powernoodle said:
The "naked" part makes this incredibly stupid, and should remind us that this broadcast has nothing to do with survival or scenery or personal struggle. Its about ad revenue.

I have an idea for a show. Remember Joe Teti from Dual Survival? The Discovery Channel should take his two hot sisters, steal their clothes, drop them on the the coast of Costa Rica with nothing but a bottle of Tropicana sunscreen, and call it A Pair of Naked Tetis on the Beach. Their challenge is to signal a passing Russian fishing trawler with only squeals, giggles and jumping jacks. But wait - there's a twist! The Russian fishing trawler has an all-woman crew, whose clothes were stolen by Somali pirates. When the trawler is signaled by the Teti sisters and reaches the coast, a big, naked spank-fight erupts over the bottle of Tropicana sunscreen. When all appears lost, supermodel Kate Upton parachutes onto the beach to restore order - her bikini tragically having been torn off by the high winds of the freefall. She restores order between the naked Teti sisters and the naked all-woman trawler crew, and the final episode fades to black with everyone sharing and applying the sunscreen to the sounds of more squeals and giggles.

But remember - the show has nothing to do with nudity. Its a survival show.
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Finally - a "survival" show I could stand to watch for more than 2 minutes.
 
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