Name Change

[jim_l_clifton]

DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES!! The JC FELLOWSHIP INC.IS "NO LONGER"IN BUSINESS!!The "NEW NAME", is now ,"THE HUMBLE RESEARCH GROUP FOR KUKRIS"!My position has been abolished,there is no longer a Pres., I am now titled what I have always been ,a lowly RESEARCHER FIGHTING "THE" false doctrine of HIKV!WE DO HOWEVER "still" ACCEPT DONATIONS(YOU PAY SHIPPING,we are too poor)!
jim

 

[SkagSig40]

WoW! That sounds like a great deal!

 

[Bobwhite]

Can I join?

 

[MauiRob]

You oughta call it the "Khukuri Spin Doctor's association":barf:

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Maui,
I would EXPEXT this from you,"A TRASPLANTED HAWAIIAN" who was sent (by armed guard)off the Island! Why?? For frightening the crap out of the locals!! Showing them K's with a WILD CRAZY look in your eyes,while ranting at the top of your lungs,"I HAVE HIKV & I'm going to give it to you"! Wonder why they didn't just lock you away!! I am no SPIN Doc, just a kindly researcher(RETIRED,of course)!!
JIM

 

[MauiRob]

I would EXPEXT this from you,"A TRASPLANTED HAWAIIAN" who was sent (by armed guard)off the Island! Why?? For frightening the crap out of the locals!! Showing them K's with a WILD CRAZY look in your eyes,while ranting at the top of your lungs,"I HAVE HIKV & I'm going to give it to you"! Wonder why they didn't just lock you away!!

ROTFLMAOAICGU

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! Your "research" goes deeper than I thought

 

[Roger Smith]

When the Center opened its door to the masses yearning for more information on HIKV in its mountain headquarters, Tsimi must have been hard pressed.
The fellowship couldn't stand up to The Center during ratings sweeps. The Khuk-a-thon, rows of operators, and ME Dr. E. (unfortunately mis-named, by Tsimi during a painful bout with a steel door, but willing to deal with it as part of my burden :0).
Tsimi, now that you have given up, you can finally join the side of right. Even more so, I am waiting for that call confirming your membership. MauiRob and I are grieved that one a able and bright as yourself is so locked away.
As the one true Saint, Rob is in a position to HELP you Tsimi. Together we can get you the help you need. I also have pharmacists who can help further....
Make the call.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Smith,
Listen carefully!! The members you claim Maui, Paxton etc. ARE TRULY LOOSE CANNONS!! Even Rus, wouldn't join YOUR group of WACOS!!At least the other members know "I" am honest, truthful & NOT scaming to get K's the way your group is!!I have been to colo. once & now that you are there "Forget it"! You & Maui seem to be ...,never mind !
jim(The Saint)

 

[Roger Smith]

Tsimi,Tsimi.Tsimi ,
Sigh, I guess that the pain meds aren't PRN huh?
I'm not asking for khuks ( but I would accept them with thanks). But only to spread the Good News about khuks including HIKV. One of our beliefs is that the"R" word is merely a symptom of a larger more enjoyable illness. Although fever, sweating and manic appreciation can occur during "R" it is due to the HIKV already in your system.
I can personally take your call and help you see the light.
Join us Tsimi!
Make the call.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

MEMO TO ROG!:barf: :barf: :barf:
jim

 

[Bill Martino]

Holy Toledo!

 

[Walosi]

...he has change the name of his "group", given up his title, continues to maintain his :barf: Innocence, but still wants Khuks (postage paid). THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.

(edited, to add big HOOHAW)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[Roger Smith]

Tsimi,
Take a lesson from Wal. he has seen the light.
Wal. you ar hereby offered lifetime membership, inlcuding voting rights, to the Center!

 

[MauiRob]

Wonder why they didn't just lock you away!!

Stockade's over there are made of bamboo dontcha know? Never hold me, I'd chop my way out in flash of saintly steel!!!HEE

 

[Walosi]

They tried - didn't work. How do you think he got that knee ? HEE

 

[wildmanh]

Like Uncle said, Holy Toledo! This thread sounds like "The Phantom" thread. he he he.

 

[not2sharp]

Please excuse our Tisimi, he has an advanced form of HIKV and knows not what he says.... or, is that says not what he knows?

n2s

 

[Roger Smith]

If the rose is Tsimi, it smells like Cat Tacos.:barf:

 

[spence]

Wal:

Not to be nitpicky, but Jim said he was still accepting "donations". He didn't specify khukuris.

Given Jim's apparent fondness for tacos - one that I share - I am willing to donate three tacos to him (one chorizo, one barbacued goat and one beef tongue) in about 24 hours. They'll only be a little used, though I'm afraid he'll have a hard time telling them apart.

Jim, what's the shipping address for contributions?

S.

 

[Walosi]

YECH!!:barf: HOOEY!! And we thought the cave was ripe before Chorizo??? HMMMmmm....