Need help with catchy saying

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alchemy knife

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I own a knife store and have been thinking about getting t-shirts made. I would put The store name, address, etc. on the front. On the back I would like a catchy saying... something humorous and punny. How about some ideas. If I use your saying I'll send you a couple of free t-shirts.

Thanks,
Pam
 
How about:
Can't cut it?
We can help!
or
Can't cut it?
We can! Alchemy Knives
Probably lame but I'll keep thinking. Sweet idea. Good luck. Jeff
 
Missing the point?
Alchemy Knives
Ok, I'll try and stop, but this is cool.
 
Alchemy Knives: your source for steel magic

Alchemy Knives: we can't turn lead into gold, but we can do steel
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Alchemy Knives: Wizards of the Cutting Edge

Alchemy Knives, specializing in the Infinite Edge

Alchemy Knives: reducing matter separation to its elements

Alchemy Knives: the Mystical Edge given form

Alchemy Knives: the Edge of Enlightenment

Alchemy Knives: Wisdom of the ancients with a modern flair

I'll probably be back with a few more later. Sorry
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Paracelsus, alchemist of words


[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 04-24-2001).]
 
Edge Wise

A Cut Above

2Cuts Above The Pack

2Sharp
Not!


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Knife Nuts Do It with Sheaths
Knife Nuts Do It with Under 4 Inches

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Man, I hate smileys.
 
I actually think that 32055's second suggestion:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Can't cut it?
We can! Alchemy Knives
</font>
Click to expand...
is the best knife slogan I've heard in a while. Most of the others, while great for hardcore knife-knuts, won't make any sense to the average knife user. Just my opinion, but I think that one would really be great.

--JB

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e_utopia@hotmail.com
 
Have a Knife Day .... and if you're not,
Come see us! Alchemy Knives

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It's not the pace of life that concerns me, It's the sudden stop at the end.

[This message has been edited by sgtmike88 (edited 04-25-2001).]
 
Hmmm, Para and 32055 have some good ones!

My old sig line used to be;

I cut it and cut it, and it's still too short!
(nah!)

or
Alchemy Knives
Stick with us!


Point to Pommel and everything in between!
Alchemy Knives

Alchemy Knives
Your One Stop Knife Shop
(Nah, been used before, just can't think of where.)
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Alchemy Knives
Girls go crazy 'bout a SHARP dressed man!

Alchemy Knives
Pure Magic!

Alchemy Knives
From Steel to Stone

Get a Grip with Alchemy Knives

*sigh*
Not exactly "cutting" humor is it?
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect
 
We can cut the crap

or

We cut everything but taxes

Hmmm .... no good ?
Hey I'm a newbie from Europe, so cut me some slack
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How about 1."we've got the blade for any trade?" 2. "We'll give you the edge but you still have to cut it"

phantom4

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who dares, wins


 
Our knives are so good that they defy the laws of nature.
- Get it? Alchemy? Cmon, someone must have gotten it? What? Stick with my day job?
Matt
 

great knives at great prices
alchemy knives

need a knife
alchemy knives

your prayers are answered
alchemy knives
 
With our chemistry,
we're a cut above the rest!
Alchemy Knives

With our knives,
you & your problems
will part ways like it was magic!
Alchemy Knives

Why go anywhere else?
CUT IT OUT!
Alchemy Knives

Our Blades in your hand
will feel like a Magic Sword!
Alchemy Knives

A sharp knife in hand
works like magic!
Alchemy Knives

Our knives put magic in the air!
Alchemy Knives

Let us help:
slice your chores away like magic!
Alchemy Knives

Having a dragon of a day?
Fight back, with an Alchemy Knife!
[insert fantasy picture here: dragon/knight, etc.]


My feeble offerings....
Clif


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Clif :)
"Percival... I never knew how empty was my soul until it was filled."
Arthur the King upon sipping from the Grail.
 
"We'll turn your gold into steel."

"Life's too short to carry an ugly knife."

"When you can't walk softly or carry a big stick."

"Cut out the middle man."

 
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