Need reasons to buy the FBM!

Darkjedi2

Darkjedi2

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I currently don't own a Battle Mistress, and need some reasons to buy one. The more creative the better.:D

This is the short list of toys I have from the Swamp and Busse:
AK-47
Battle Rat
Basic 9
Basic 5
Paul's Hatchet
Satin Jack
Skeleton Key
Assault Shaker
Bog Dog
INFI Bandicoot
XXL NICK

Crash Axe on order and Need Scrapyard Mojo
 
Cause your pajamas are too long and you need to shorten them so the irish midget can fit in them? :confused:
 
So Porkerson won't get it??

Cause it's there??

It will be worth $10,000 in 4 weeks???
 
Dude C'mon when the nuclear Zombies whose only weakness is 4lbs of INFI strait into the chest, start crawlin out of the ground and charging at you and your family do you really want to be w/o the FMB? I didnt think so.......
 
I was thinking that I needed one for a really tough door stop, or just the baddest knife at the next family BBQ.:D
 
That's right.

There isn't any reason to buy a new BM.

They're clumsy, oversized knives and I hear they aren't even sharp.

There is nothing to see here. Move on please. ;)
 
Because you don't have one already!
I told my wife a month ago that I was done buying knives for the year:eek: , so I am going to have to get real creative myself if I decide to pull the trigger on one of those babies. I think I might call it an early birthday present, and my b-day is in February...
 
If you dont get one you will regret it for the rest of your life or have to pay a 500% mark up to get one. I dont like even like the fusion series but I am going to get one so I dont regret it later. Besides, you can always sell it without losing money, even if you use it.
 
So that you can imitate Crocodile Dundee.

Whenever anyone pulls out a knife, you can exclaim:

"You call THAT a knife? THIS is a knife!"
 
Because you need a thicker blade than the ones you have. The LE model is a requirement. Besides that maybe you will get attacked by a bear walking out your front door and that extra weight will help in penetration.
 
You currently have 9 pieces of INFI and you ask for reasons to buy more........see not Hogdom in your future do I.

Buy, or buy not. Reasons not you need.
 
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