New Becker!!!

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Well with the birth of our son pending(he's two days late now) the wife let me get a new knife as long as it was reasonable. Found a necker for $29.xx and jumped on it. Wife called and said it arrived today. 3 1/2 hours of work and a 1/2 hour drive home till it's in my hands. Woohoo!
 
Neckers rock. So do new babies.

Good luck and congratulations!!!!
 
She LET you?

Sorry, your Man Card is hereby suspended !

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Read subsection (G), paragraph 10-c.

Allowing the domestic female to think she has done you a favor by granting permission for you to acqure new toys is preferable to lying which, if discovered, may result in the temporary suspension of access to other expected man-privileges.

Of course, this has a positive defense clause in paragraph 10-e.

Sometimes it is better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Remember your manual, when in doubt, whip it out!

Codger
 
I've apparently lost my manual. Where do I write for a replacement?
 
Ah, but Section A, Paragraph One states:

A MAN must have a pair !

Paragraph Two states:

He must not allow the woman, any woman, to TAKE them at any time.


:D
 
LOL! You don't know my wife. Actually she's pritty kool about things like that. She knows I don't want for much and doesn't mind when I buy things for my personal pleasure. Oh yeah... baby came on the 15th. Mikael came in at 6 lbs 14 oz, 20 inches long. He's great!
 
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