My second BK9 arrived today. Life is good.
The first one came from New Hampshire. It took her only five days to get here. We bonded immediately and I have no doubts about her loyalty.
This second mail order bride dallied a little. She must have thought that coming to New Zealand was a promising option, or she would have never embarked on the journey. But she took her sweet time, taking about 15 days to get here. She spent seven days in Opa Locka, Florida. I'm thinking that maybe she just wanted one last fling as a single gal in a holiday destination, although my Tennesse insider reckons that the local postal workers might have taken her out pig hunting. While this is a plausible explanation, there was not a hint of blood on her blade... and not a fiber of her sheath was out of place. Mind you, I've been around long enough to know that you can't tell where a woman has been just by looking at her.
I figured that she might feel a little guilty after her Florida fun, so she'd be likely to go directly to LA International Airport to get to me as soon as possible.... but no, she came via Dubai. And then the cheeky minx spent more than a day with the lads at NZ Customs.
But she is absolutely gorgeous, and I forgave her immediately after ripping off her coverings and laying my eyes on her. And I'm thinking that after I've taken her into the bush for some action, and maybe some penetration (of hog hide), she will never entertain the idea of being with anyone else.
To my two North American Beckanthropists.... thank you. I will think of you as I contemplate 'paying it forward'.
Incidentally.... the grinds on both BK9s are perfect. Which isn't surprising given the fact that all knives with uneven grinds get sent to the Czech Republic
The first one came from New Hampshire. It took her only five days to get here. We bonded immediately and I have no doubts about her loyalty.
This second mail order bride dallied a little. She must have thought that coming to New Zealand was a promising option, or she would have never embarked on the journey. But she took her sweet time, taking about 15 days to get here. She spent seven days in Opa Locka, Florida. I'm thinking that maybe she just wanted one last fling as a single gal in a holiday destination, although my Tennesse insider reckons that the local postal workers might have taken her out pig hunting. While this is a plausible explanation, there was not a hint of blood on her blade... and not a fiber of her sheath was out of place. Mind you, I've been around long enough to know that you can't tell where a woman has been just by looking at her.
I figured that she might feel a little guilty after her Florida fun, so she'd be likely to go directly to LA International Airport to get to me as soon as possible.... but no, she came via Dubai. And then the cheeky minx spent more than a day with the lads at NZ Customs.
But she is absolutely gorgeous, and I forgave her immediately after ripping off her coverings and laying my eyes on her. And I'm thinking that after I've taken her into the bush for some action, and maybe some penetration (of hog hide), she will never entertain the idea of being with anyone else.
To my two North American Beckanthropists.... thank you. I will think of you as I contemplate 'paying it forward'.
Incidentally.... the grinds on both BK9s are perfect. Which isn't surprising given the fact that all knives with uneven grinds get sent to the Czech Republic

