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An elderly couple, Bill and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas.
Bill always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bill storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
now?"
Bessie looks up and says,
"Bill, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".
Furious, Bill yells,
"DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bill. Ya shoulda bought
a hat
Bill always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bill storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
now?"
Bessie looks up and says,
"Bill, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".
Furious, Bill yells,
"DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bill. Ya shoulda bought
a hat