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indian george

indian george

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Now this one I know I can win. What about having the Uglist Knifemaker's contest????:thumbup: :thumbup: Fatzo, please don't enter then I would come in 2nd. HEHEHEHEHE!!!! Or maybe 3rd if Fred Rowe enters.:p :p :D
 
IG, you have my concession! I called up a foto you had given me and realized that, depsite this unflattering visage I was blessed with, I just can't compete.:rolleyes:

Gentlebeings, for your viewing pleasure, I offer you King Butt Ugly, Keeper of the Dickfinger, His Royal Highest, IG the 1st............:D
 
I am humbled that you would have such confidence in me. of course you have seen photos of my stunning visage and you would be a good judge, as to weather I might have a chance of winning such a distinguished,yet butt ugly, affair. Does this have to be a picture of your face; you personally, might want to point out what part of your anatomy you have pictured. so as not to take unfair advantage of the others who may want to enter this contest. Give me a day to iron some of the wrinkles out of my face, don't want to scare the bejesus out of anyone and I will be happy to join in. Is there a prize or is it just the feeling of satisfaction, you will get, upon being judged the ugliest fnm on the forum. Fred :barf: :jerkit: :D
 
On further reflection, I think I "could be a contendah"! Momma didn't have no pretty son.....

Michael, I expect you should pony up, too! :D
 
fitzo said:
IG, you have my concession! I called up a foto you had given me and realized that, depsite this unflattering visage I was blessed with, I just can't compete.:rolleyes:

Gentlebeings, for your viewing pleasure, I offer you King Butt Ugly, Keeper of the Dickfinger, His Royal Highest, IG the 1st............:D
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wow I thought that was a picture was of his dickfinger :o :D
that must have been when he had some hair left.:eek:

damn I should enter my drivers license picture I just got last month
I asked them who the hell the convict was that stood in for me:rolleyes:
 
told you so
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adammichael said:
Didnt you see my pic in this months Blade Magazine?
You guys dont have a chance!:D
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No, what month and page. I haven't gotten the most current issue yet.:grumpy:
 
fitzo said:
On further reflection, I think I "could be a contendah"! Momma didn't have no pretty son.....

Michael, I expect you should pony up, too! :D
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Damn!!! Bigfoot with Tat's.:eek: Fatzo, I have Helen take a even better pic of me with my new hair style. :barf: :barf:
 
Fred.Rowe said:
I am humbled that you would have such confidence in me. of course you have seen photos of my stunning visage and you would be a good judge, as to weather I might have a chance of winning such a distinguished,yet butt ugly, affair. Does this have to be a picture of your face; you personally, might want to point out what part of your anatomy you have pictured. so as not to take unfair advantage of the others who may want to enter this contest. Give me a day to iron some of the wrinkles out of my face, don't want to scare the bejesus out of anyone and I will be happy to join in. Is there a prize or is it just the feeling of satisfaction, you will get, upon being judged the ugliest fnm on the forum. Fred :barf: :jerkit: :D
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Fred, I don't think the iron could get them deep wrinkles out.:confused: Why don't you come over and stick your head in my press after I warm up the dies. I believe that should do it, but it will be close it's only 24 tons. HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
fitzo said:
IG, you have my concession! I called up a foto you had given me and realized that, depsite this unflattering visage I was blessed with, I just can't compete.:rolleyes:

Gentlebeings, for your viewing pleasure, I offer you King Butt Ugly, Keeper of the Dickfinger, His Royal Highest, IG the 1st............:D
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You left out, Reliquary of the Relish.

Know what though? All you guys are some pretty ugly motherf*ckers! I'll bet your mommas had to rub a piece of salt pork on your faces just to get the dogs to play with ya! Heck, when IG was born, the doctor slapped his momma!
 
Remember, Bear Claw Creslape from Jeramia Johnson? One scary looking dude. This has to be a close second. Fred
 

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Fred.Rowe said:
Remember, Bear Claw Creslape from Jeramia Johnson? One scary looking dude. This has to be a close second. Fred
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Fred
at least you have all your teath by the looks:D
Jeramia Johnson
I think I watched that movie 6 times in the 70's :D :thumbup:
 
Dan Gray said:
Fred
at least you have all your teath by the looks:D
Jeramia Johnson
I think I watched that movie 6 times in the 70's :D :thumbup:
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Still one of my favorites.
 
jhiggins said:
Still one of my favorites.
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I have a copy on dvd. When life gets a little pressing I like to put that on and head for the mountains. I think I could have lived that life. I have heard that from many knife makers. I still lmao, when I watch it and I have seen it many times. Fred
 
Higgy, Higgy, Higg!!!!!! Come on send one in. I am sure that you would place in the top 5. HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
 
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