New Forces

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New Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man
elite fighting unit called the USRSF: US Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, North Carolina, Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about
Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over in a week.
 
LMAO this killed me :D Whos Dale anyway? Some sort of country music legend or what? :)

EDIT: you mean THIS earnhardt from NASCAR?
[bloody alzheimer mode on :)]
 
Overlooking Alabama as a recruiting source was a severe oversight. I'd put any dozen Red Bay natives up against the best Cold War era Spetsnaz unit any day, armed with nothing but their hunting rifles, their dogs, their pickups, and their beer. No unit in the world can do more with so few teeth.
 
When I saw the title, I got all excited and thought you were announcing that you had some more Force Ones at the store. What a disappointment!

I had to console myself by going to the home base and ordering what surely must be one of the last of the HOG-SJLEs.

Rick - who fits the demographic mentioned above, although I have no use for NASCRAP.
 
All they need to do is post that the terrorist are the reason for the delays in the HOFSH's, the AK-47, the Mini Spec Ops, and the FBM, and the hogs will take care of things.... :eek:
 
thatmguy said:
All they need to do is post that the terrorist are the reason for the delays in the HOFSH's, the AK-47, the Mini Spec Ops, and the FBM, Folder, and the hogs will take care of things.... :eek:
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WHAT?!? That's it... Some one send me over with an AK :mad:
 
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Green for Stinky!! :thumbup:
 

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X-Head said:
Overlooking Alabama as a recruiting source was a severe oversight.
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the recruiters were going to, but they kept having "deliverence" flashbacks after having been to Georgia... cue banjo music..... :D :D :D
 
Having been brought up in Alabama, and living in Texas for the last 25 years I must say I resemble that remark..Lets see Rifle, check, .45, check, big Bear, Check, camo, check. Hunting Licens, check. Lets go!....OOP's, now where did I put them thar spar banjo strangs. :D
 
Rep point to ALIass for bringing the beer!!!!!! :D:D Its getting mighty hot these days!
 
Scary thought huh? I think there'd be a lot more than just animals in that pile :eek: :eek:
 
Good ol'number 8 I sure miss Dale










:D
 
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