New hair color

[Josh Feltman]

Yeah, so, uh, wife is away, got bored this afternoon . Green is her favorite color.

 

[Bill Marsh]

You only have a few days 'til Saint Patrick's Day on March 17th!

 

[Josh Feltman]

Nobody's gonna be pinching me, lemme tell ya!

 

[Steely_Gunz]

You only have a few days 'til Saint Patrick's Day on March 17th!

Agreed

Now get your self a box of Lucky Charms and run around the neighborhood all shifty eyed. Or better yet, walk around with the box in one hand and a shovel in the other. Talk to the box in a low soothing voice, "After me Luck Charms, indeed. Won't be anything magically delicious where they are."

I think this might have less to do with your wild hair color and more with my desire to frighten my neighbors.
Jake

 

[Ad Astra]

:thumbup:


Mike

 

[Sutcliffe]

I'll pass on the leprachan jokes as someone has already beaten me to it.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Hmmm I smell something unnatural here. Perhaps we have greater things than zombies to fear. <Gasp> The Chia Pod People!
What have you done with the real Josh, you seedy bastid!?!

Ohhhh, a Chia doggie
Cute, but i don't trust pod people. Sorry Yeller...where's my gun...or maybe some hedge trmmers....weedwhacker?

Jake

 

[Josh Feltman]

Here, Steely, why don't you let me help you slip into something more comfortable...like a Pod.

 

[Josh Feltman]

I was really happy with how this color turned out. "Iguana Green"

 

[Fiddleback]

LOL. You're just trying to sneak an advantage in the cooky hat contest. Must not have been judged yet? LOL. Ahh good thread. I'd get hung at work for that. I'd walk in and he'd come to my office with a little cup to P in within minutes.

 

[Josh Feltman]

Why? Would they suspect you of putting dye in your urine as well?

 

[munk]

Josh, we haven't done an empirical study yet, but of people with hair like yours, we're willing to bet have done more hallucinagenic drugs than the general population.




munk

 

[Josh Feltman]

I think I heard something about those in my history class when they talked about the 60's. Aren't they supposed to be bad for you?

 

[munk]

Yeah Josh, it's in the history books. I'm probably in there too.



munk

 

[Josh Feltman]

I vaguely remember a few questions about munk on the final.

 

[Dave Rishar]

Why? Would they suspect you of putting dye in your urine as well?

I tried this several times before urinalysis tests. Drinking four bottles of food coloring failed to alter the appearance of my urine and I didn't have the stomach to swallow five.

If anyone has a way to reliably do this, I'd appreciate instructions.

The green hair is rocking, Josh. :thumbup:

 

[Fiddleback]

Why? Would they suspect you of putting dye in your urine as well?

I'm pretty sure they won't be testing for dye. LOL. :thumbup:

Bye and bye, Josh, what do you do?

 

[Steely_Gunz]

I'm pretty sure they won't be testing for dye. LOL. :thumbup:

Bye and bye, Josh, what do you do?

I think he's a stunt double for Swampthing...that is when he's not abducting people and making pod copies of them.

I miss swamp thing great first movie (second one sucked BAD). The show on USA was pretty cool, too

Jake

 

[Josh Feltman]

Andy--Steely pretty much nailed it. I'm also a freelance thug, and in my spare time, I teach English.

 

[Fiddleback]

They don't drug test freelance thugs with green hair yet? How do criminals get insured? Makes you wonder.