New Home Security System

[RussMo]

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & Me went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

 

[ZcouT]

HAHAHAHHA! hilarious!

 

[Amy-0]

That's a good one!!!!


I'll have to try that

 

[Heavy]

awesome....

 

[azshaman]

Gotta love it! And in my neighborhood, it would likely work if anybody could read....

 

[redpoint]

freaking hilarious!

 

[knife hunter]

LMAO!


thats worth the price of admission

 

[TattooBlade]

Awesome! I just might try it!

 

[Tripton]

Thats pretty much me already...

15-16 shoes...gun mags all over...a 170lbs great dane and a 85lbs boxer.



All I need is a hillbilly nickname and a note!

 

[Lycosa]

That's a HOOT!
:yawn:

 

[rt014]

That was a great one.

 

[VoxHog]

Awesome!

 

[MikeH]

My oldest sister lives alone. I gave her an old pair of my rubber boots to set on her back porch, and advised her to take them in irregularly, move them around, etc.

Of couse if that does not work, there is always her revolver
I helped her purchase.

 

[ceiw]

I've believe that one will work Russ:thumbup:

 

[robstar]

HAHA good one!!