New Knife Disease!!!

bladezealot

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Well, it pains me to admit it.

I have contracted a severe case of Mayonitus.

Apparently, I contracted it from one of those beach bum-surfer types you see roaming the beach. Tom something-or-other.

It seems there is no cure, and it only worsens with time.

It starts with a burning... desire to obtain fine knives known as "TNT's". I think these letters refer to the pharmeceutical properties within these knives. Once you obtain one, an overwhelming sense of peace and contentment overtake you, a "high" of sorts.

I find myself parting with all sorts of things in order to fund this ever growing desire to obtain another "fix"!!

I see no end in sight. I am starting a support group. A fellow sufferer known as "bandaidman" aptly named it's members "Mayonites".

I am only trying to help you. Please, before you are lead helplessly down the path of no return...SEND ME YOUR TNT"S!!! I ONLY WANT TO HELP OTHERS AVOID THIS DEBILITATING DISEASE!!! SEND THEM TO ME NOW!!!

Tryin'to help...
 
I honestly hope that I do not contract it. I have been avoiding contact as I have been vulnerable to so many other mutations of the knife bug. Good Luck.
 
There's no real cure for Mayonitus and those darn holes keep popping up in my dreams! LOL

Meeting Tom only makes it worse, that darn smile of his just makes you want those TNT's even more and knowing there are no two alike doesn't help at all!

Sorry about not sending you one Russ, wouldn't help either of us anyway! hehe

Knowing your not alone helps i guess, but only makes the wait even longer in getting one from Tom! :p

Cheers!
James
 
Russ,

I got the Mayo Bug at the Blade Show. I'll be getting my full blown infection sometime this week. A Hawkbill. I'm anouncing publicly that I'm limiting myself to ONE Mayo, THAT'S IT!!!!!!:rolleyes:


Neil
 
Here are Tom and I at Blade. You know you've got it bad when the maker only has one knife on the table, and you have 8:D
 

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