New Knifemaking Group

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I found some information on a new knifemaking group:

The Fraternal Order of Custom Knifemakers.

Here is their sales pitch:

Welcome to the Fraternal Order of Custom Knifemakers. We are different people whose desire to make knives and have fun have bonded us together. We are always looking for more F.O.C.K.ers to join.

What are some benefits? The first benefit is a scholastic and educational program called The Fraternal Order of Custom Knifemaker University. Here we help people make knives better. So when you are asked at the next knifeshow "You couldn't have made this. This has to be a kit knife. How can you make a knife like this?" You can proudly say, "F.O.C.K. U."

Another knifeshow benefit is our Office of Fact Finding. Here we help future customers realize the difference between a store bought P.O.S. (piece of steel!) and a custom made knife. So the next time a person states, "I can go to Wal-Mart and buy a knife there for $19.95, why should I pay you $250.00?" You can proudly say, "You can take that Wal-Mart knife and go F.O.C.K. O.F.F."

CHEERS! :cool:
 
Don't fprget the auxilliary organization for the female relatives of knifemakers:
The Mother(s of)F.O.C.K.E.R.S.
 
The Walmart guys were at my place 2 days ago-----Both did eventually put an order in though.It was a little different than the joke though,I'm the one who suggested that one of the two guys might be better off just going to "wally world" to make his purchase.Better yet was the same guy wanted to know if he could pick his up in a couple days ???????:eek:
 
hahaha good ones :D but old ones :confused: ;)

Dave
point them to BFC for a little reading..that should keep them out of your hair
untill you can get the knife made right?? :D
 
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