Off Topic New magic quench?!?

[A.McPherson]

So my girlfriend dragged me to this health food shop, and I think I found something magical...

Isn’t this what the old timers are always talking about? Facing north, on a blue moon, dancing a one legged jig and quench in unicorn’s blood?

 

[samuraistuart]

So I’m curious as to which is faster. Unicorns blood or virgin blood?

 

[weo]

So I’m curious as to which is faster. Unicorns blood or virgin blood?

Too bad we'll never find out. Where the heck are we gonna find a virgin these days?

 

[Atlas Knife Company]

My wife says this is creepy and unsettling, but she's never made a knife.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Too bad we'll never find out. Where the heck are we gonna find a virgin these days?

I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?

 

[Mike157]

I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

 

[jdm61]

Hey, man, it's not easy finding enough virgins at the Red Cross blood bank these days to fill a proper quench tank............or anywhere for that matter.

 

[samuraistuart]

I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?

I think he is both. A virgin unicorn.

 

[i4Marc]

"I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?"

Ouch!

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

So I’m curious as to which is faster. Unicorns blood or virgin blood?

I would surmise that a unicorn is faster, since you might catch a virgin, but no one catches unicorns anymore.

 

[AVigil]

I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?

Only parts of him

 

[weo]

I would surmise that a unicorn is faster, since you might catch a virgin

Where?????

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Pure.

As the driven snow.

I'm pretty sure Matt Gregory is still a virgin?

 

[i4Marc]

"Pure. As the driven snow."


......in midtown Manhattan.

 

[john april]

you guys

 

[Rick Marchand]

What if it is a virgin unicorn?

 

[A.McPherson]

i would have to bet that virgin unicorns are slower... cause non-virgin unicorns know what’s coming!

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

Where?????[/QUOTE]

The local church was celebrating the feast of the Virgin Mary, and the priest invited all the virgins to stand up and be recognized for their faithfulness. No one stood. The priest implored that there surely was a virgin in the congregation. Finally, a young woman with a baby stood up in the back. The priest got red-faced and said, "Aren't you an unwed mother!" The young woman replied, "Yes, but my daughter can't up on her own yet."

 

[weo]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Thanks Stacy!

 

[skillgannon]

Pure.

As the driven snow.

This is a perfect time to market your new yellow quenchent.