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WELCOME!I must set the record right(NO I'm not switching sides,sorry ROB)!Some lurkers have mailed me,wondering(after ALL the posts concerning me)if I get angry!! I tell them "NO WAY"!Catching flack is part of the fun,if you can't take it ,don't play!We "ALL" have fun here,I know some guys can't wait to nail me, or wait for Paxton to post his famous duck pics!I KNOW I GET A KICK!We all exchange help, info, support & Ideas! There are two camps 1)hikv(fake,not real a SUPER CON),2)RESEARCH(the true path to happiness)!Choose your side,
have some fun & realize ,I will win !
jim :cool:
 
We're a bunch of cutups. Once in a great while somebody gets bent out of shape but that's a great exception.
 
WELCOME!I must set the record right(NO I'm not switching sides,sorry ROB
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This disease has its sad side--delusions of academia being the worst:p:p:p

There are two camps 1)hikv(fake,not real a SUPER CON),
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Get out your umbrella and hip boots kids, the B.S. is raining down again ;) :p :D

Seriously though it is all in fun, well most of it:D ;)
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton There are two camps 1)hikv(fake,not real a SUPER CON),2)RESEARCH(the true path to happiness)!
jim :cool: [/B]
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Nay sensai Tsimi. ... there are but THREE ways (one of which is right). ... hikv, RESEARCH, and SIMPLICITY (a splinter group from RESEARCH) :D. ...

The bylaws of SIMPLICITY are simple (:D). ... move off to an isolated 10 acre or better plot of land in the forest, live in a Yurt, get a couple of YAKS, dogs and horses (preferably small, Icelandic version), chickens, start to make things that other people want, become self sufficient, and get all the khuks you can. ... HEE!

BTW... dancing GIRLS are optional. ... but highly RECOMENDED :D:D:D

SIMPLE!!!


BTW. ... I forgot my manners. .. WELCOME TO ALL THE NEWBIES!!!! There's a lot of you, so I'll do it en masse :). I'm still waking up, or I'd say something profound. ... Nice to have you hear at the CANTINA!!!

:D:D:D
 
Don't look at me. I just run a small retirement community for unwanted khukuries in So. Fl.

n2s
 
Don't look at me. I just run a small retirement community for unwanted khukuries in So. Fl.
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N2S, that isn't one of those "scabbards optional" type resorts is it?!:eek:
 
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New members! ...Beware the dark side :D
 
New members,
Heavy Sigh, you all have just been introduced to
my misguided friends,Rus(he's on meds),AC(he sleeps alot,wakes up then torments me)Wal(AC's older half,give him a piece of "old"wood he goes away studying it,mumbling,that makes him happy),then there's Paxton(honest to heaven,I'M NOT THAT DUCK)! Paxton is well "different"!hee! Guys,seeing just part of the hikv gang,doesn't it make you want to join me??Oh yeah, one more thing when UBDOTD'S come up these people go into feeding frenzy,every man for himself!I on the other hand wait my turn cause I'm not greedy & I'm fair!
jim :cool:
Ps Have you all heard about a dedicated group called the "FELLOWSHIP"!:D
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
New members,
Heavy Sigh, you all have just been introduced to
my misguided friends,Rus(he's on meds),AC(he sleeps alot,wakes up then torments me)Wal(AC's older half,give him a piece of "old"wood he goes away studying it,mumbling,that makes him happy),then there's Paxton(honest to heaven,I'M NOT THAT DUCK)! Paxton is well "different"!hee! Guys,seeing just part of the hikv gang,doesn't it make you want to join me??Oh yeah, one more thing when UBDOTD'S come up these people go into feeding frenzy,every man for himself!I on the other hand wait my turn cause I'm not greedy & I'm fair!
jim :cool:
Ps Have you all heard about a dedicated group called the "FELLOWSHIP"!:D
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In the short time I have been following this forum, I think I have identified several personality types that need serious clinical help.

BTW, the pic is one of the Duck of Death. He was in the movie, The Unforgiven.
 
There's never a dull moment here.

I find that I am spending less and less time on the other parts of Bladeforums and nowadays just visit the HI cantina. Unlike the stony indifference that greets most of my posts elsewhere, here at least I feel like I am among friends. What I really want to know is, is this an advanced stage of HIKV or merely the tip of the iceberg?

Cheers all
Andrew Limsk
 
--- SPECIAL PHANTOM TASK FORCE BULLITEN -----


New members,

To show you the (ahem) evil that awaits you in the swamplands of Florida, the previous post by the Phantom (AKA: THE DUCK, THE DEATH DUCK, THE DUCK OF DEATH, DANTES DUCK, DONALD, TSIMI, CLIFTON, J.) was analyised by Federal Law Enforcement Officers at the HQ of a special Task Force tasked with bringing the 'Phantom' at bay. ...

It was fed through a highly specialized spectrographthermalhydromizer machine (only one of its kind) and came out with the following (which had to be read looking into a mirror to see the secret message):

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Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
New members. ...

I'M___THAT DUCK!

Ps Have you all heard about a dedicated group called the "FELLOWSHIP"!:D
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Here you'll also note the DUCK's ploy of an attempted recruitment of followers. ... by mentioning a reference to a popluar movie, he hopes to snare an innocent victim by an implied association with "good" forces. DON'T BE FOOLED. ... BEWARE THE DUCK!!!


This PHANTOM TASK FORCE BULLITEN has been brought to you as a public service announcement by: The Former Law Enforcement Officers of the Yak Association. ... if you've got the time, we've got the Yak. ... and by, The Association for Simplistic Living. ....and finally, the Western Alliance of the Yak. ...

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This coffee is starting to taste funny.. ....I think I better go back to Scotch.
 
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